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Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller. He asked:
"How long will I live?"
The psychic replied:
"I cannot tell that but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday."
"Which holiday?" Putin asked.
"Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday."
Did you hear that NYC paid hillary clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve?
They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
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