The Best 7 Consultation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consultation jokes. There are some consultation attorneys jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consultation consultant puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consultation Jokes and Puns

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?

I had a consultation with a cardiac surgeon who has a penchant for stealing patients' organs.

It was only my first time meeting him, but I could tell right away that he was a man after my own heart.

A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor

Next week I have a surgical consultation with a particularly clever-looking newborn.

Consultation joke, A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor

The doctor said "You're as healthy as a horse!"

"Unfortunately, that horse has cancer. And so do you. That'll be $75,000 for this consultation. Thank you."

man walks into lawyer's office.

"How much for a consultation?"

"Three questions for $150 bucks."

"Kinda steep, isn't it?"

"Yeah, now what's your last question."


A man walks into a doctors office for a COVID-19 consultation and the doctor says, Sir, you're exhibiting the relevant symptoms so you'll need to self- quarantine for two weeks.

The man yells back at the doctor, What?! That's ridiculous, I can't self-quarantine for two weeks! I have a life to live, I want a second a second opinion.

To which the doctor replies, Okay you're fuckin' ugly too.

Asked my British doctor how to lose 100 pounds quickly

He replied there is no quick way, but this consultation will cost you a hundred quid.

Consultation joke, Asked my British doctor how to lose 100 pounds quickly

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consultation illness jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consultation evaluation piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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