Consultation Jokes

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The Best Consultation Puns

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert

Sometimes I wish that I was a physics Professor named Albert and that occasional situations would arise where somebody would come fetch me for consultation. I would burst into the room wearing a terry aerobics headband and exclaim, "did somebody say let's get physics Al?

I had a consultation with a cardiac surgeon who has a penchant for stealing patients' organs.

It was only my first time meeting him, but I could tell right away that he was a man after my own heart.

A recent study has shown patient mortality rates increase with the age of the doctor

Next week I have a surgical consultation with a particularly clever-looking newborn.

The doctor said "You're as healthy as a horse!"

"Unfortunately, that horse has cancer. And so do you. That'll be $75,000 for this consultation. Thank you."

man walks into lawyer's office.

"How much for a consultation?"

"Three questions for $150 bucks."

"Kinda steep, isn't it?"

"Yeah, now what's your last question."


A man walks into a doctors office for a COVID-19 consultation and the doctor says, Sir, you're exhibiting the relevant symptoms so you'll need to self- quarantine for two weeks.

The man yells back at the doctor, What?! That's ridiculous, I can't self-quarantine for two weeks! I have a life to live, I want a second a second opinion.

To which the doctor replies, Okay you're fuckin' ugly too.

Asked my British doctor how to lose 100 pounds quickly

He replied there is no quick way, but this consultation will cost you a hundred quid.

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