The Best 5 Consultants Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consultants jokes. There are some consultants protestants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consultants proactive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consultants Jokes and Puns

Where did all the Cyber security consultants go for the last few days?

They ransomware.

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one.

He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Three Roads To Ruin

There are three roads to Ruin - Women, Gambling and Consultants.

Women are the nicest, Gambling is the quickest but Consultants are the surest!

Why do skeletons make good consultants?

They have no skin in the game.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consultants architects jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consultants consult piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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