The Best 10 Consulate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consulate jokes. There are some consulate diplomat jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consulate saudi puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consulate Jokes and Puns

The German consulate is in NYC for a big UN meeting...

The clock hits 12:30 and the meeting breaks for lunch. Being that he's in New York, the consulate requests to go out to lunch at a local Deli. An intern is charge with taking him out. As they are sitting and eating the consulate turns to the intern and exclaims,

"I have to admit, these bagels are really delicious! We don't have bagels like this in Germany."

"Well," the intern replies, "whose fault is that?"

And finally my wife agreed that I can marry for the 2nd time...

provided I get written consent from the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. ☠

3 Journalists walk into a Saudi consulate...

...the entire globalist media establishment goes batshit.

Consulate joke, 3 Journalists walk into a Saudi consulate...

What is the first rule of fight club?

Never have it at the Saudi consulate

My wife has allowed me to take a second wife...

...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.

Q: What is the scariest Halloween decoration theme for 2018?

A: Saudi Arabian consulate

A Saudi journalist walks into the consulate

And they couldn't have been any nicer

Consulate joke, A Saudi journalist walks into the consulate

How do you sneak a journalist out of a consulate?

In pieces.

What song did the Saudi consulate pokemon player sing?

Gotta catch Jamal (allegedly)

When is a door not really a door?

When it's in the Saudi consulate.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consulate henceforth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consulate expat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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