Consulate Jokes
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Interviewing Arab for US visa
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.
The German consulate is in NYC for a big UN meeting...
The clock hits 12:30 and the meeting breaks for lunch. Being that he's in New York, the consulate requests to go out to lunch at a local Deli. An intern is charge with taking him out. As they are sitting and eating the consulate turns to the intern and exclaims,
"I have to admit, these bagels are really delicious! We don't have bagels like this in Germany."
"Well," the intern replies, "whose fault is that?"
An Interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even
camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows too.
Consul: Man....isn't that hostile?
Arab: Oh horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run away too fast!
Consul: Oh God!
Arab: Yeah, I know it's Good for the health
An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy...
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "s**...?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, d**...,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!..."
And finally my wife agreed that I can marry for the 2nd time...
provided I get written consent from the Saudi consulate in Istanbul. ☠
3 Journalists walk into a Saudi consulate...
...the entire globalist media establishment goes batshit.
What is the first rule of fight club?
Never have it at the Saudi consulate
We dont need to sell arms to the Saudis anymore.
They already have plenty in the consul's garden.
My wife has allowed me to take a second wife...
...if I can get clearance document from Saudi Arabian consulate.
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