Hilarious Fun Consul Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
The consultant dies and goes to heaven
When he meets Peter at the Gate, he protests:
'I am only 53, why did you take me so early?'
'You're 83, Peter replied, it was time.'
'How did you get that number, I know I am 53 and I have my birth certificate to prove it,' the consultant replied.
'We added up your time sheets', Peter said.'
Interviewing Arab for US visa
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
An Arab national is interviewed at the Embassy for a visa:
Consul: Your name please?
Arab: Abu Zina.
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Every day.
Consul: Er, I mean, male or female?
Arab: Don't matter, sometimes even Camel.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and donkey too.
Consul: Isn't that hostile?
Arab: Hosstyle, Dogstyle, any style!.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: No deer! run too fast.
Doctor's consultation.
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..
I had a consultation with a cardiac surgeon who has a penchant for stealing patients' organs.
It was only my first time meeting him, but I could tell right away that he was a man after my own heart.
I'm a consultant and I had this odd client who wanted me to always greet him with "Hi!"
Turned out he was allergic to "Hey".
How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones
Their reasoning is pretty sound
An Interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a Visa
Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab: Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even
camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows too.
Consul: Man....isn't that hostile?
Arab: Oh horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh dear!
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run away too fast!
Consul: Oh God!
Arab: Yeah, I know it's Good for the health
An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy...
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "s**...?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, d**...,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!..."
Consulting a hotheaded doctor, a patient says, "Professor, I'm unable to lie down or stand up; I can't even sit down."
The doctor responds: "I guess the only thing left is to hang yourself."
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