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The consultant dies and goes to heaven
When he meets Peter at the Gate, he protests:
'I am only 53, why did you take me so early?'
'You're 83, Peter replied, it was time.'
'How did you get that number, I know I am 53 and I have my birth certificate to prove it,' the consultant replied.
'We added up your time sheets', Peter said.'
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Interviewing Arab for US visa
Interviewing an arab for a visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: s**...?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, d**..., any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast
Doctor's consultation.
Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he took out his Umbrella instead of his Gun and went out. A Lion suddenly jumped infront of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter used the Umbrella like a Gun, and shot the Lion, then it died!
Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..
Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..
I had a consultation with a cardiac surgeon who has a penchant for stealing patients' organs.
It was only my first time meeting him, but I could tell right away that he was a man after my own heart.
I'm a consultant and I had this odd client who wanted me to always greet him with "Hi!"
Turned out he was allergic to "Hey".
How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.
Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones
Their reasoning is pretty sound
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How many consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to collect all the information from the client what he wants done
1 to fill a flipchart with nonsensical b**...
1 to whip the interns to actually collect the data required (i.e. someone has to pretend to work)
1 to write a report about it
12 to bill the work of the 18 people (but you get the interns for free!)
The lightbulb of course didn't get changed. We only tell you that you should do it and how you should do it, changing it is not part of our job.
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