The Best 51 Construct Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Construct jokes. There are some construct built jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these construct construction worker puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Construct Jokes and Puns

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A construction worker comes home from work.

He tells his wife, "Honey, I cut off my finger today."
She replies, "The whole finger!?"
He says, "No, the one right next to it."

A construction site worker told his boss

"Boss, the shovel broke ! What should i do now?" to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Construct joke, A construction site worker told his boss

Why did the construction worker get frustrated and stamp a snail?

Because it had been following him around all day

Why did the French construct the Maginot Line?

To keep the Nazis in Czech!

Did you hear about that baby boy that was born with no eyelids?

The doctors actually used his foreskin from circumcision to construct his eyelids. He's OK, but just a little cock-eyed.

Three Engineers are Sitting at a Bar...

...and discussing what kind of engineer constructed the human body. The first exclaimed that it must be a Mechanical Engineer because of all the joints and moving parts. The second said it had to have been an Electrical Engineer because of all the nerve endings and electrical signals. The third disagreed with both and declared that it had to have been a Nuclear Engineer, because who else would construct a toxic tube so close to a recreational area?

Construct joke, Three Engineers are Sitting at a Bar...

I learned a lot from my parents

Things like cooking, cleaning, and sewing, I learned from my father. And my mother taught me to construct jokes based on stereotypical gender roles.

What did the gamer say to his wife after her miscarriage?

You must construct additional pylons.

I saw two construction workers laughing together today. I know what they were building...


A construction crew was converting an old road near a chicken coupe back to farmland...

Comedians slaughtered the construction crew, and the jokes continued.

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear. This entire joke is meaningless

Construction worker not wearing his safety gear [NSFW]

How many construction workers does it take to do a single job?

As many as it takes to surround one laborer.

A construction worker walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm.

He says to the bartender, "Give me a beer, please, and one for the road."



A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks

He got hammered.

Construct joke, A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks

I saw a construction sign today that said, "road rehab".

It must've been addicted to crack.

How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist

The way they pronounce unionised

Sometimes I look out over the new construction in my city, old ground being dug up to make room for the new, and I think to myself:

I really should have buried the bodies somewhere else.

A construction worker asked me to make a joke about the contents of his toolbox.

Unfortunately, I don't have any drill bits.

How do construction workers party?

They raise the roof.

If i had a nickel for every existential crisis

it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and existence is meaningless

Did you hear about the friendly golem?

He was a Social Construct

What did the construction worker say when people complained that his building didn't meet code?

"I did asbestos I could."

Where do construction workers come?

On your backhoe.

When constructing the Black Gate...

Minion: "Is this too big? Do we need less door?"

Sauron: "No, Mordor."

You ask a construction worker to tell a joke.

He says, '' hold on I'm working on it"

EA to donate 50% of profits from future titles to starving children around the world.

After they make them purchase the postage, packing materials, fuel for the planes, silverware, plates, drinking cups, seasonings, construct hand out facilities, eating establishments, refuse disposal, environmental studies on said refuse disposal, labor costs and finally any and all expenses from Frank Gaybeau's cocaine induced, hotel filled, 5 figure by the hour escort stuffed full on satanic orgy fest.

What does a construction worker call a botched project?

Job security

A construction worker without a helmet walks into a bar.


If I had a dollar for every gender...

I would have nothing of value because money is a social construct just like gender and we can live our lives the way we want to.

For construction workers

did you know that if you hold your hardhat up to your ear, you can hear OSHA?

I constructed a clock using only 101.6 mm sticks

Needless to say, I have a lot of time on my hands.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Numbers are an abstract human construct and so is fear

What social construct has the most carbs?

Gender rolls

What do a construction worker and a cheating husband have in common?

They are both home wreckers

I have a multi million dollar home that took years to construct.

I live under a bridge.

My construction worker friend died

As a memorial everyone at his funeral stood around making themselves look busy

"Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective."

"You're still late" replied my boss.

A construction worker walks up to his executive director.

He says to the director, Construction is going great, however, due to all the rainfall we've been having in the past few days, the nearby lake it very full. We're afraid that if there's any more rain, that the lake might overflow.

The director stands for a moment, pondering his answer before saying, Well, dam it

Every single currency in this world is just an illusion, a social construct

but Brazil's real.

Two construction workers

Two construction workers are talking and one says, I was gonna tell you a joke, but I'm still working on it.

Three construction workers.

Three construction workers were at a jobsite one day when there was no port-a-potty, the first worker grabs a shovel out of a truck and digs a hole, the second one disappeared, the third one finds the second one on top of a pole with his pants down reading a newspaper. The second worker says to the third hey buddy I found a shitpost .

A dog is helping construct my house

He specializes in roofing

A construction worker named John Smith had an accident at work and died.

His co-workers don't know who is going to tell John's wife that he died.

After a lot of arguing they decide that Jack should bring the news.

After an hour Jack returns with two crates of beer. Everone asks him how he got them.

Jack : I knocked on the door and a woman opened it. I asked: Are you John Smith's widow?

The woman answered : No, I'm his wife!

Jack: You want to bet two crates of beer that you're not?

A construction contractor buys a 10 foot Italian submarine sandwich to feed his crew

It gets delivered a little early, so he sets it out on a table and goes back to finish up the morning's work. By the time him and his crew get back to it, though, there's something wrong. Most of the middle sections are missing, and the two ends have been pushed together, making it only a 4 foot sandwich.

He turns to his crew and asks if anyone snuck in to eat the sandwich. One by one, they all shake their heads and deny any wrongdoing. He's at a loss until one of his guys points out that the company had hired an electrician to do a bit of wiring that morning.

"Of course!" the boss exclaims, "he's the subcontractor!"

My 4 yr Old son said "Daddy, why do people make up things that their children have said for social media?

Isn't it just inherently dishonest and indicative of inability to construct a compelling narrative themselves? "

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I'd tell you my construction joke...

But I'm still working on it

Not all construction work is equally enjoyable.

For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting.

Some construction jobs are more interesting than others.

For example, drilling holes is boring but fastening metal plates together can be riveting.

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