Constrictor Jokes

Following is our collection of hippocampus puns and hippos one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Constrictor jokes for adults, dirty serpent jokes and clean python dad gags for kids.

The Best Constrictor Puns

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

Didn't know where to get a boa constrictor.

One of my friends recommended Amazon. I wasn't disappointed.

My friend likes to hug people. But gradually, people started to keep their distance from him.

I just remembered, he's a boa constrictor.

There is an abundance of entanglement jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and constrictor puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lizard witze you can hear about constrictor.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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