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Constrictor Jokes

3 constrictor jokes and hilarious constrictor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about constrictor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Humorous Constrictor Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What is a good constrictor joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear the one about the guy with 40 cats and a boa constrictor?

Sorry, I mean 39 cats and a boa constrictor.

Little Johnny's trip to the zoo left him breathless

and the boa constrictor euthanized.

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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