Constitutional Rights Jokes
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Second Amendment
The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.
The right to bare arms.
Why did the blonde wear a tanktop to school?
Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit
"I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
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Did you know tank tops were i**... until the U.S constitution came out?
It gave people the right to bare arms.
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With all the political debate r**... in the U.S. right now, I thought it would be constructive to briefly review the first article in the Constitution
It's "the."
Three guys are about to be executed.
One's a lawyer, one's a priest, and one's an engineer.
They bring out the lawyer first, put him under the guillotine, and pull the lever, but the blade gets stuck halfway down. The lawyer goes, "Ah-ha! By pulling the lever, you have technically carried out the execution, which according to the sentence you can only do once. Trying again would constitute double jeopardy, which is unconstitutional. You have to let me go." Intimidated by this, the executioner frees him.
They bring out the priest next, put him under the guillotine. Again the blade gets stuck. The priest cries, "A miracle! God has reached down and spared my life. This is a sign that I am under His protection. You must free me at once, or incur the divine wrath." The executioner, a simple but God-fearing man, lets him go.
Finally they bring out the engineer. The executioner pulls the lever once again, and once again the blade stops halfway down. The engineer turns on his back and stares up at the guillotine, muttering under his breath. After a minute he calls the executioner over, points up at the mechanism, and says, "Well, there's your problem right there..."
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