Constitution Jokes

Funniest Constitution Short Jokes

Short constitution jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The constitution humour may include short laws jokes also.

1. Why do January 6 deniers never last very long in Dungeons & dragon campaigns? They always fail their Constitution checks.
2. Con is the opposite of pro, and con is bad. So if we want to turn the constitution into something better, then we should change it to...
3. Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
4. Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don't do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.
5. Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments... 12 and Under
6. Why do Americans love to wear T-shirts? Because they have the constitutional right to bare arms.
7. Second Amendment The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.
   The right to bare arms.
8. Did you know that according to 911... Choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a "bear attack."
9. Did you know that the U.S. Constitution protects the right to wear a short-sleeved shirt? It says "the right to bare arms shall not be infringed."
   (credit to my dad for this one)
10. Why did the blonde wear a tanktop to school? Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.

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Constitution One Liners

Which constitution one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with constitution? I can suggest the ones about formed and organisation.

1. Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.
2. Gyms must remain open... ...the constitution guarantees freedom of the press
3. Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other... The Spanish Inquisition.
4. I like to read the Constitution for the articles.
5. Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?
6. Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections.
7. If the opposite of con is pro... ...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution.
8. What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
9. If pro goes with con, Then what goes with the Constitution?
10. What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution.
11. What are the first three words of the Constitution of the Vatican? We the papal...
12. Does a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?
13. What would Nicholas Cage ' main stat be if he was a class in an RPG? Constitution.
14. What is a Republican's favorite Choose Your Own Adventure? The U.S. Constitution.
15. Have you heard of the Junta's new constitution? It's really Thai-ing down the people.

Amend Constitution Jokes

Here is a list of funny amend constitution jokes and even better amend constitution puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?

Constitution Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny constitution day jokes and even better constitution day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . Teach a man to phish and he'll create a constitutional crisis using hacked emails and kompromat.

Witty Constitution Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about constitution you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean committee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make constitution pranks.