Constitution Jokes
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- Why do January 6 deniers never last very long in Dungeons & dragon campaigns? They always fail their Constitution checks.
- Con is the opposite of pro, and con is bad. So if we want to turn the constitution into something better, then we should change it to...
- Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution. Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
- Gee I sure hope the rioters in DC don't do anything to the IRS building at 1111 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20224.
- Second Amendment The Second Amendment of the Constitution affords me the right to wear short sleeve shirts to work.
The right to bare arms. - Did you know that according to 911... Choking on a handful of gummies does not constitute a "bear attack."
- Why did the blonde wear a tanktop to school? Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.
- A man walks into a library and asks the librarian Excuse me, I'm looking for the French constitution ... ...The librarian replies, I'm sorry, we don't stock periodicals.
- Why couldn't Hillary Clinton keep up her US presidential campaign? She was let down by a weak Constitution.
- comrade, what is difference between constitution of Russian motherland and the Finland? Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.
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Constitution One Liners
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- Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other… …the NSA will finally read it.
- Gyms must remain open... ...the constitution guarantees freedom of the press
- Maybe if we all emailed the constitution to each other... The Spanish Inquisition.
- I like to read the Constitution for the articles.
- Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?
- Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections.
- What's the first amendment in Super Mario's constitution? Freedom of Peach
- If pro goes with con, Then what goes with the Constitution?
- What's the opposite of the constitution? The prostitution.
- What are the first three words of the Constitution of the Vatican? We the papal...
- Does a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?
- What would Nicholas Cage ' main stat be if he was a class in an RPG? Constitution.
- What is a Republican's favorite Choose Your Own Adventure? The U.S. Constitution.
- Have you heard of the Junta's new constitution? It's really Thai-ing down the people.
- The more you know, the more you don't know. What constitutes terrorism
Amend Constitution Jokes
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- Is it a coincidence that the 18th amendment of the US Constitution outlawed alcohol while the 21st made it legal again?
Witty Constitution Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
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Oldy repurposed
Trump was feeling the pressure of the office and stood before the protraits of our greatest leaders.
Looking at Washington, the Donald said:
"George, you were the first. Can you give me some advise?"
A ghostly voice replied
"Tell the truth"
Trump knew that wouldn't work, so next went to Jefferson.
" Tom, you wrote the constitution. Do you have any words for me?"
Another voice said "Be for the people"
As he had always placed himself before everyone, Trump moved on.
He stood before Lincoln and asked " Abe, you are one of the greatest. Can you advise me?"
A new voice drifted by saying
"Go to the Theater"
Impeachment joke -
Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing:
The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.
Trump comes to the fortune teller
Trump comes to the fortune teller and asks how she sees his future.
She looks into the crystal ball and says:
You are travelling down the Constitution Ave. On both sides are cheering and happy crowds with flags and flowers...Go on, tell me more! Jumps Trump.
Everyone is happy, people are hugging each other, continues the fortune teller.
And they shake my hands? Trump interrupts again.
No, the coffin is closed.
Three pregnant women were knitting tops for their soon-to-be born.
One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".
Why didn't the two slices of bread talk?
Because there was beef between them!
> I was arguing with my girlfriend about what constitutes a sandwich. One thing lead to another and this corny joke was born. It's probably been said before. Enjoy!
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Roy Moore likes his women the same way he likes his constitutional amendments...
12 and Under
A District Court judge, a Circuit Court judge, and a Supreme Court justice are sitting at a bar
The District Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way I read it."
The Circuit Court judge says, "I interpret the Constitution the way it's written."
The Supreme Court justice says, "The Constitution isn't anything, until I interpret it."
(original joke was three umpires talking about calling strikes)
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Someone should tell trump and his fellow Republicans that the constitution isn't a bible
You can't pick and choose which parts you want to obey.
A blonde and a police officer get into a argument after she questions why the blonde is wearing a bear suit
"I have rights you know!" says the blonde, "It says in the constitution that I have a right to bear arms".
