…the NSA will finally read it.
Pamela Karlan during Impeachment Hearing:
The Constitution says there can be no titles of nobility, so while the president Trump can name his son Barron, he can’t make him a baron.
One posh one says "I'm taking vitamin A, as I want my baby to have strong bones and teeth". The other posh one says "I'm taking vitamin C, as I want my baby to have a good constitution and good heart". The chavvy one says "I'm taking Thalidomide cos I can't knit arms".
So if we want to turn the constitution into something better, then we should change it to...
Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech.
The Spanish Inquisition.
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: We are told that the communism is already seen at the horizon.
Then, what is a horizon?
We're answering: Horizon is an imaginary line which moves away each time you approach it.
**And another one for good measure.**
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: What is the difference between the Constitutions of the USA and USSR?
Both guarantee freedom of speech.
We're answering: Yes, but the Constitution of the USA also guarantees freedom after the speech.
What's the opposite of constitution?
Because the constitution says you have the right to bear arms.
...the opposite of constitution has to be prostitution.
Freedom of Peach
Then what goes with the Constitution?
She was let down by a weak Constitution.
You can't pick and choose which parts you want to obey.
The prostitution.
Constitution is the opposite of prostitution?
Both constitutions guarantee freedom of speech, but only in finland do you get freedom after speech.
It gave people the right to bare arms.
We the papal...
Because they'll never be royals.....
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