Constitute Jokes

Following is our collection of originate puns and represent one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Constitute jokes for adults, dirty belong jokes and clean compose dad gags for kids.

The Best Constitute Puns

There was a murder last night...

The victim had been brutally mutilated, missing the entire right side of his body.

When the police finally arrived at the scene, they were only able to find what was left of him.

(didn't think this was enough to constitute a NSFW tag, if so oops)

Does a blue screen of death constitute being defenestrated?

If I meet my lawyer over dinner to give him more work

... does that constitute a mandate?

*Disclaimer*: No, I don't assume all lawyers are male

The more you know, the more you don't know.

What constitutes terrorism

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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