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A man crosses the mexican border seeking better living conditions for his family.
Then his constituency calls for him to resign as a senator from Texas.
Did you hear about the honest, trustworthy politician that recently had his constituents best interests in mind?
Me neither.
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The Online Biology Class
I almost got expelled in an Online Biology c**... course earlier. They asked me what the major constituent of cells are.
Turns out, "black people" is NOT a good answer.
One day, some U.S. senators were discussing how best...
...to protect their constituents from predation by big businesses.
Hillary Meets with Satan
Hillary was finishing up a day on the campaign trail when the Devil suddenly appeared in her and made her an offer...
"I am here to offer you a deal," the Devil said. "I will give you unlimited wealth, even more power, and a media that will pander to your every whim. In return, all I ask for is your soul, the souls of every member of your family, and the souls of all your constituents."
Hillary pondered for a moment and then asked, "Unlimited wealth and power?"
"Absolutely unlimited," the Devil asserted.
"A pandering media?" she asked.
"They'll fall over themselves to support you, no matter what you say or do," the Devil assured.
"And you want my soul, my family's souls, and the souls of my constituents?" she asked.
"Yes. All of them," the Devil answered.
Hillary was deep in thought for a moment, then finally spoke:
"So...what's the catch?"
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