Constipation Jokes

Funniest Constipation Short Jokes

Short constipation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The constipation humour may include short constipated jokes also.

1. One of the side effects of the COVID vaccine is constipation. After getting the first dose, you'll need to wait a few weeks for number 2.
2. People that don't eat meat are called vegetarians, but what are people that don't eat vegetables? constipated
3. *burst into doctor's office* ME: I'm no longer canstopetid
   DOCTOR: You mean constipated
   ME: No I've had a vowel movement
   DOCTOR: Get out
4. A constipated man robs a toy store. He steals everything but one teddy bear Because he is unable to take a pooh
5. Have you seen the movie, "Constipation?" Of course not, it won't be out for a while.
   Btw, I am a teacher and a 3rd grader told me that today.
6. What's the difference between a short sighted marksman and a constipated owl? One can shoot but can't hit..
7. Did you hear about the constipated logician? He was able to de-deuce himself through reasoning.
8. What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.
9. Doctor says banana is good for preventing constipation. It didn't work for me ...until I found out that he meant I should eat the banana.
10. What did Vladimir Putin say to himself when he was finally relieved of his constipation? Gladimhere Poopin

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Constipation One Liners

Which constipation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with constipation? I can suggest the ones about diarrhea and bowel.

1. I wanted to see that new movie titled "Constipated" It hasn't come out yet.
2. Thank you for calling the constipation hotline... Please hold.
3. How does a mathematician solve their constipation? They work it out with a pencil
4. Have you seen the sequel to Constipation? Nah, number two hasn't come out yet.
5. I registered to a website for constipation sufferers. It won't let me logout.
6. I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless.
7. I was in a band called Constipation. We stunk. We didn't go anywhere.
8. How do you say constipation in German farfrompoopin
9. What did the constipated math teacher do? Worked it out with a pencil.
10. Did you hear about the constipated composer? He couldn't finish the last movement.
11. How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop.
12. The steps involved in constipation: 1) Sit on the toilet.
    There is no number two.
13. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil
14. I tried very hard to pass my culinary school finals But I'm still constipated.
15. How does baby Yoda pooped when he was constipated?
    He forces it out.

Uproarious Constipation Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about constipation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hemorrhoids jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make constipation pranks.