Constellation Jokes

Funniest Constellation Short Jokes

Short constellation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The constellation humour may include short astrology jokes also.

1. If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor ...that's the bear minimum.
2. I got second place in a star gazing competition once. The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.
3. I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating. It was a constellation prize
4. Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize.
5. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. It's a constellation prize.
6. What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize.
7. There's a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you Second place is just a constellation prize
8. So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)
9. Astrologists are said to be poor interpreters... but they always find something, if it's any constellation.
10. I went out to find the big dipper constellation but couldn't find it. I went back inside and did some research before trying again. The difference was night and day.

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Constellation One Liners

Which constellation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with constellation? I can suggest the ones about horoscope and astronomy.

1. What did the Russians receive when they lost the space race? A constellation prize
2. What was Michael Jackson's favorite constellation? Insida minor
3. My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation.
4. How'd the little dipper get its name? As a constellation prize!
5. What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize.
6. Legitimate question, what's that canine constellation called? [SIRIUS]
7. What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation.
8. What's the stinkiest constellation? The Big Ripper
9. What constellation is bellow Orion's belt? The Big Dicker.
10. Your mama is so fat ! Her star sign constelation,is made out the entire Galax.
11. Why was the constellation diagnosed with mouth cancer? He was a big dipper.
12. What do you call a Constellation that is always urinating on electronics? Cassiopeia
13. Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
14. The Orion's Belt constellation is so s**... Personally I think it's a waist of space

Cheerful Fun Constellation Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about constellation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean star sign jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make constellation pranks.