Constellation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Constellation jokes. There are some constellation vega jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these constellation nebula puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun Constellation Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

If you know nothing about constellations at least learn Ursa Minor

...that's the bear minimum.

I got second place in a star gazing competition once.

The winner got a telescope, but all I got was a constellation prize.

What did the Russians receive when they lost the space race?

A constellation prize

The Orion's Belt constellation is so stupid

Personally I think it's a waist of space

I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating.

It was a constellation prize

Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match?

He was given a constellation prize.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

It's a constellation prize.

Constellation joke, Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

There's a contest going around and if you win 1st place you get a whole solar system named after you

Second place is just a constellation prize

So I entered an astronomy contest the other day...

...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)

Astrologists are said to be poor interpreters...

but they always find something, if it's any constellation.

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My Friend Failed Astronomy...

I failed too, if it's any constellation.

What was Michael Jackson's favorite constellation?

Insida minor

I went out to find the big dipper constellation but couldn't find it. I went back inside and did some research before trying again.

The difference was night and day.

A young boy and his father are looking up at the night sky

The young boy gazes in amazement and then turns to his father.

Dad, where do you think we go when we die?

I believe that when we die our souls join the stars, son.

I've always heard that the afterlife is a gift that not everyone gets.

I'm not sure if it's a gift, but it's definitely a constellation prize.

I entered a raffle to win a galaxy, but I only won a small group of stars.

It was the constellation prize.

Constellation joke, I entered a raffle to win a galaxy, but I only won a small group of stars.

I wrote this joke just for this sub, because people wrongly complain there are never any original jokes here: What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation?


How'd the little dipper get its name?

As a constellation prize!

What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition?

He got a constellation prize.

Wanted to make some origami constellation from paper...

They all turned out pisces of sheet

I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car.

I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize.

What's a ferrous particle's favorite constellation?


I think I made this joke up, but I'm sure the internet will know.

"What's that constellation right there?" "Wait, you seriously don't know?"

Bitch, Pleiades.

Legitimate question, what's that canine constellation called?


How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

"Well... If it's any constellation..."

What do you call a group of famous people?


Constellation joke, What do you call a group of famous people?

What's the stinkiest constellation?

The Big Ripper

What constellation is bellow Orion's belt?

The Big Dicker.

If the United States got the moon for winning the space race, what did the Soviet Union recieve for second place?

A constellation prize.

Why was the constellation diagnosed with mouth cancer?

He was a big dipper.

What do you call a Constellation that is always urinating on electronics?


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