The Best 8 Constantinople Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Constantinople jokes. There are some constantinople lebanon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Constantinople Jokes and Puns

What did the Greeks say after Constantinople was taken by the Turks?

What a load of Istanbull

Why did Constantinople fall?


TIL that Turkish has some weird pronunciation.

I mean, they pronounce Constantinople as Istanbul.

I like most ancient cities...

But I Constantinople.

Hey, wanna hear a long joke about Constantinople?

Never mind, it wouldn't work; this joke's too Byzantine.

In what town does everything stay the same?


I like my women like I like my Constantinople.


I heard that there was no plane be shot down in Constantinople

Because there was no Turkey

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