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- Kathleen Kennedy: The force is female. Me: That explains why it's constanly out of balance.
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Despite constantly dropping the ball...
gravity is pretty reliable
I like my women like I like my mathematical constants.
Round and irrational.
Planck's constant walks into a bar...
Planck's constant walks into a bar and orders dessert.
The bartender is a little surprised by this, but happens to have a couple desserts on hand.
"I can't decide," says Planck's constant. "Whenever I walk into a bar I feel divided by two pies."
A constant and e^x was walking along the road...
...when they saw a differential operator in the distance. The constant stops and says "I can't go further because the differential operator will make me disappear". e^(x) replies "yea well a differential operator can't affect me". So e^(x) walks forward to the operator and says "Hey I'm e^(x) " to which the operator replies "Hi I'm d/dy".
Why did Constantinople fall?
Itstumbled.
The only constants in life are taxes, death, and...
99c+tax AriZona Iced Tea
Constantine XI : Ships can't walk on lands
Mehmed II the Conqueror: Hold my Kebab
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Why do you constantly feel like you have to look over your shoulder in India?
Cuz people always behindu
I've been having constant sleep paralysis
In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair
I seem to have this constant stream of bugs trying to hang me.
They're really quite the noose ants.
What happens to a constant when it's differentiated?
it disintegrates
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Wikipedia's constant begging for funds is annoying but it has an effect on me.
I think this year I will detonate.
The constant need to know what others think is an insecurity in and of itself - author uknown
I'm just kidding, I wrote that. Please let me know what you think.
