The Best 9 Constable Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Constable jokes. There are some constable copper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these constable cop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Constable Jokes and Puns

Roger decided he was in no shape to drive as he walked out of the bar

So he sensibly left his car parked and walked home. As he was staggering along, he was stopped by a policeman.

'What are you doing out here at three o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

'I'm on my way to a lecture,' answered Roger.

'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time of night?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

'My wife,' slurred Roger grimly.

A small boy parks his bicycle nearby the Parliament house and walks on...

A police constable stops him and asks: "Why did you park your bicycle here? Don't you know about this road? Many politicians pass from here".

The boy innocently replies, "Don't worry, I have locked my bicycle".

A constable receives notification about a theft from McGregor's farm near Nottingham. The dispatcher tells him that farmer McGregor reports the theft of 2033 pigs...

The constable starts writing the report, but decides to double-check the exact amount of the pigs. He calls McGregor and asks: "Mr McGregor, are you absolutely sure that there were 2033 pigs stolen?"


"Oh, yeth, conthtable, abtholutely!" McGregor answers.


The constable thanks him and continues to write the report: "Victim McGregor lost 2 sows and 33 pigs".

What do you call a constipated policemen?

constable

Constable

A week after a brazilian.


What do you call it when a female police officer shaves her bikini line?

Constable Care.

What did the painting of the Haywain and the rash on the lesbians chin have in common?

They are both by Constable

(really bad, so sorry)

Did you hear about the police officer who was shot yesterday?

He's in a critical but constable condition

What do you call a policewoman who hasn't shaved for a week?

Constable

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the constable officer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working constable garda piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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