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  1. Why do we call the alien creating the pyramids a conspiracy theory? It's obviously a pyramid scheme.
  2. My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control. I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?
  3. I told my boyfriend that people with lower IQs are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories... He said Thats what they want you to think!
  4. A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her. And the windshield, and the dashboard...
    ^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty
  5. What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? Currently, about 6 months...
  6. Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately... Must be something in the water.
  7. I can't believe there's so many conspiracy theories in the world. This is really not the time to be making up so many. Not now while Trump is still sitting president.
  8. I don't believe in conspiracy theories I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us
  9. You know the conspiracy theories about the Queen being immortal? They didn't age as well as she did.
  10. Im not a person to believe in conspiracy theories, but.. .. working at 7/11 was an inside job.

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Conspiracy Theories One Liners

Which conspiracy theories one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conspiracy theories? I can suggest the ones about theories on and rumors.

  1. Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings. They're all fake
  2. I'm scared of 5G It will only allow idiots to spread their conspiracy theories faster.
  3. What Do You Call A Hypothetical Group Of Ravens? A conspiracy theory!
  4. Ten minutes into "conspiracy theories and chill..." ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
  5. What's the difference between the truth and a conspiracy theory? About 6-12 months.
  6. Three conspiracy theories walk into a bar... No way that's a coincidence.
  7. I don't trust anyone with a conspiracy theory, man. I think they are all up to something.
  8. My favourite conspiracy theory is ... That everything is going to be ok.
  9. Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government.
  10. I'm usually not one to believe in conspiracy theories...
  11. I have a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theorists 9/11 is probably an inside joke.
  12. I think Swiss cheese is just a conspiracy theory... It's full of so many holes.
  13. Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!
  14. I have this crazy conspiracy theory about wells. Its pretty deep.
  15. What Do You Call 3 Crazy Conspiracy Theories? A tinfoil hattrick.

Amusing & Witty Conspiracy Theories Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about conspiracy theories you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paranoia jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conspiracy theories pranks.

I don't believe in conspiracy theories.

I everyone who believes them is working together to scare me.

I'm not saying you're old, but....

Ok guys I need some ammo for my ongoing age war with my business partner. So, I need your help. Here's a few I've used to get you started.
I'm not saying you're old, but I did hear that Moses owes u $20.
You know it's bad when dirt sees you and says, "now that's old!!"
What was it like to meet Lincoln?
(I thought about changing that to "shoot Lincoln," but I don't wanna start any new conspiracy theories)

What would JFK think about all these conspiracy theories?

He'd probably find them mind blowing.

Two sheep are talking

- It seems to me that a man and a dog are working together.
- If you don't drop your ridiculous conspiracy theories the whole herd will laugh at you.

There is a new show about Conspiracy Nuts talking about the worlds fattest man having s**....

It's called "The Big Bang Theory."

Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...

You could say it was a vague rant.

[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became...

...Hand Solo.

Why do we believe conspiracy theories?

Because the b**... want us to.

So my buddy is this crazy conspiracy theory type...

The other day, he was trying to convince me that coneheaded aliens actually exist.
I admit, I was skeptical at first. But then I saw his point.

A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

There is a conspiracy theory that ALCOA and Planters secretly control the world.

Maybe you've heard of the AlumaNutty?

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.

Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.

There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.

I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

one of the best documentarys

ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight