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I everyone who believes them is working together to scare me.
You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."
He kept ranting about Jews secretly not controlling the government.
In a skeptic tank.
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(Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Nobody knows.
Except me.
A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered.
Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:
"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"
"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"
After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:
"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"
They say that 9/11 was an inside job...
but planes fly OUTSIDE.
Can't explain that
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
It's very fishy.
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I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?
It was a massive coverup
...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
They're all lies made by the government.
Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
You could say it was a vague rant.
Conspiracy to commit murder.
Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke.
An illumi-hotty!
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet
This must be some sort of conspiracy...
We may never know the truth.
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us
I think they are all up to something.
They're all fake
The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"
9/11 conspiracy.
It was the government's fault.
"...I heard it was a part-time job."
He said Thats what they want you to think!
No way that's a coincidence.
If there's anything that satisfies conspiracy theorists' curiosity, it's files released by the government.
I said yes and now I've been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
It's like there's a global conspiracy.
They're too obsessed with inside jobs.
Because the bastards want us to.
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
...or did they?
They go to heaven and stand before God.
God says: "You may get a truthful answer to one question."
First one says: "Who really did 9/11?"
God says: "A bunch of al-Qaeada terrorists"
Second one whispers to the first: "Wow, this conspiracy goes all the way to the top!"
And the windshield, and the dashboard...
^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty
Or did they..?
It's like some kind of conspiracy or something...
# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
Maybe you've heard of the AlumaNutty?
But I'm pretty sure that's just a rumor the government started to discredit me.
1 real conspiracy.
.. working at 7/11 was an inside job.
So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.
I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.
Must be something in the water.
Debunk beds.
Yes. It's a global conspiracy.
Earth is fat
4G must've fried their brains.
Ah, the good old days.
...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.
She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"
God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".
The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"
5G must have fried their brains.
Now that can't be a coincidence, can it?
ive ever watched on netflix is about a chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done. All sorts of conspiracy theories. worth a watch, highly recommended.
It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight
A chipmonk.
They were a conspiracy.
**You won't believe me.**
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
The bartender looks up, groans to himself, pours himself a drink and asks "What'll it be Karen?"
They're allegedly calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
Apparently they've been charged with conspiracy to commit rhyme.
It will only allow idiots to spread their conspiracy theories faster.
It's a government surveillance drone.
Just tell them there's Zero G
An anti-laxxer!
The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
I'm always suspicious of people who use AutoCAD... they always seem to be plotting something.
This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-ass breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
Illu-mint-ati Confirmed.
*And there's no way that's a coincidence!*
The blind man hits his head. This must have been a setup.
You can't tell me that's a coincidence!
Do your own research.
they were promised a storm...
...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
I'm here all week.
They ask God if he'd answer one question.
"Of course" God says.
They ask how the Democrats rigged the election in 2020.
"It wasn't rigged" God replies.
The Trump supporters look at each other and say, "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"
They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".
Because there was no rush
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