Conspiracy Jokes

114 conspiracy jokes and hilarious conspiracy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conspiracy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Best Short Conspiracy Jokes

Short conspiracy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conspiracy humour may include short treason jokes also.

  1. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? The real question is: who broke the lightbulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
  2. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb? We may never know the truth.
  3. Why do we call the alien creating the pyramids a conspiracy theory? It's obviously a pyramid scheme.
  4. I think Unilever should print little government conspiracies on their cotton swabs. They could call them Q tips
  5. 4 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Now, C'MON! You can't tell me that's a coincidence!
  6. Q anon conspiracy types must be absolutely fuming they were promised a storm...
    ...and in the end all they got was a 'lil wayne.
    I'm here all week.
  7. My wife thinks my obsession with conspiracy theories is getting out of control. I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?
  8. Have you heard about the new flatbread conspiracy theorists? They're out to convince all naan believers.
  9. Have you heard about the elevator conspiracy? Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up.
  10. I don't get why there are so many conspiracy theorists in the US. 5G must have fried their brains.

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Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about conspiracy can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of conspiracy puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Conspiracy One Liners

Which conspiracy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conspiracy? I can suggest the ones about paranoia and fraud.

  1. Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
  2. Conspiracy theories are a lot like moon landings. They're all fake
  3. Three Conspiracy Theorists Walk Into a Bar Don't tell me that's not a coincidence
  4. Two conspiracy theorists died... ...or did they?
  5. Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. *And there's no way that's a coincidence!*
  6. I'm scared of 5G It will only allow idiots to spread their conspiracy theories faster.
  7. Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's a coincidence!
  8. What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist? Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
  9. Why does everyone try to discredit Flat Earthers? It's like there's a global conspiracy.
  10. What Do You Call A Hypothetical Group Of Ravens? A conspiracy theory!
  11. Ten minutes into "conspiracy theories and chill..." ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
  12. How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb? Do your own research.
  13. Everyone keeps saying I'm paranoid... This must be some sort of conspiracy...
  14. 3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar Now that can't be a coincidence, can it?
  15. A conspiracy theorist walked into a bar Or did they..?

Conspiracy Theories Jokes

Here is a list of funny conspiracy theories jokes and even better conspiracy theories puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I told my boyfriend that people with lower IQs are more likely to believe in conspiracy theories... He said Thats what they want you to think!
  • A new conspiracy theory states Priness Diana was actually on the radio shortly after the supposed accident that killed her. And the windshield, and the dashboard...
    ^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty
  • What's the difference between the truth and a conspiracy theory? About 6-12 months.
  • What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? Currently, about 6 months...
  • Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately... Must be something in the water.
  • I can't believe there's so many conspiracy theories in the world. This is really not the time to be making up so many. Not now while Trump is still sitting president.
  • Three conspiracy theories walk into a bar... No way that's a coincidence.
  • I don't trust anyone with a conspiracy theory, man. I think they are all up to something.
  • I don't believe in conspiracy theories I think conspiracy theorists are secretly working together to brainwash us
  • My favourite conspiracy theory is ... That everything is going to be ok.
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Uproarious Conspiracy Jokes to Share with Friends

What funny jokes about conspiracy you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean betrayal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make conspiracy prank.

Anyone hear about the conspiracy theorist who died and went to heaven?

When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."

I met a conspiracy theorist in Israel the other day.

He kept ranting about Jews secretly not controlling the government.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank.
(Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious; feel free to suggest a better wording!)

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

Nobody knows.
Except me.

I've been hearing about bed stacking conspiracies

It's only a matter of time before someone debunks them

The vaccine conspiracy

Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:
"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"
"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"
After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:
"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job...
but planes fly OUTSIDE.
Can't explain that

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Did you hear about the tarpaulin conspiracy??

It was a massive coverup

Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven.

They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic t**... group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."

What do you call ravens trying to marry crows.

Conspiracy to commit m**....

I like my women like I like my Building 7.

Going down for no reason. That's a conspiracy reference that 9 out of 11 people don't get. It's an inside joke.

Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside?

Because 9/11 was an inside dog.

Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right...

I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven

The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"

Why 10 wasn't invited to the number party?

9/11 conspiracy.

The police asked me if I would take a lie detector...

I said yes and now I've been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.

Why do we believe conspiracy theories?

Because the b**... want us to.

I hate to sound like a conspiracy theorist here, but are we truly to believe that the Titanic sunk after being hit by an iceberg?! Do they think we're s**... fools!?

I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.

A lot of people believe Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen in the basement of CalArts.

# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.

Whats worse than 10,000 conspiracy theorists?

1 real conspiracy.

New Conspiracy Theory about 9/11

So, if you convert 9/11 into a decimal, you get 0.8181818181818181818181818181.... going on forever. What's the eighth letter of the alphabet? H. What's the first letter of the alphabet? A. That's right, ladies and germs. The Joker did 9/11.

Two Israelis are sitting on the beach in Tel Aviv, reading.

One has got a quality newspaper, the other an antisemitic rag. "Why on earth are you reading that?" one asks. "I used to read a quality paper like you," the other sighs, "but I couldn't handle it any more – the rockets from Gaza and Hezbollah getting stronger every day and the Iranian nuclear programme and the suffering economy and growing antisemitism across Europe…" He points to the antisemitic rag. "Now I read this and I feel much better. Turns out there's actually a Jewish global conspiracy and we control the entire world."

There is a conspiracy theory that claims Princess Diana was on the radio after her reported death.

I'd like to confirm this was completely true, she WAS on the radio, and the dashboard, the steering wheel, the back of the seats and the windscreen.

Where do conspiracy theorists hate to sleep?

Debunk beds.

I'm a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their s**.... I think they are completely crazy.

4G must've fried their brains.

An anti-vaxxer passes away...

...and finds herself in heaven. God himself greets her, shows her around and asks if she has any questions.
She says "Not about heaven, but was I right about vaccines?"
God laughed and said "No, vaccines are perfectly safe and should be administered to everyone".
The woman just can't believe it. She's absolutely distraught, until it finally dawns on her: this conspiracy must go even higher than I thought!"

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?

**You won't believe me.**

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

An anti-vaxxer, an anti-masker, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar

The bartender looks up, groans to himself, pours himself a drink and asks "What'll it be Karen?"

Conspiracy theorists are like, If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

It's a government surveillance drone.

I think it would be pretty simple to send 5G conspiracy theorists to space

Just tell them there's Zero G

What do you call a constipated conspiracy theorist?

An anti-laxxer!

AutoCAD Conspiracy.

I'm always suspicious of people who use AutoCAD... they always seem to be plotting something.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.

This whole pandemic is a conspiracy.
The Altoids Corporation teamed up with the makers of Tic-Tacs and Listerene Breath Strips and made this virus in a lab in Wu-Tang so that all the rest of us would be forced to smell our own stank-a**... breath and buy millions of dollars worth of mints.
Illu-mint-ati Confirmed.

A blind man and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar

The blind man hits his head. This must have been a setup.

Two Trump supporters die and go to heaven.

They ask God if he'd answer one question.
"Of course" God says.
They ask how the Democrats rigged the election in 2020.
"It wasn't rigged" God replies.
The Trump supporters look at each other and say, "This conspiracy goes higher than we thought!"

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?

They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

Why did the conspiracy theorist tell the radio repairman to take his time?

Because there was no rush

(Work in progress)What do you call a bunch of ravens pretending to be crows?

A conspiracy to commit m**...!

How many journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the poor.
One to report it as a conspiracy to deprive the poor of darkness.
And one to win a Pulitzer Prize for reporting that the electric company hired someone to break the lightbulb in the first place.
But in the end none of them actually changed the bulb.

Three Dad Jokes for Father's Day

* I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
* Why can't you trust atoms? They make up everything.
* Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. That can't just be a coincidence.

Ashli Babbitt and Kevin Greeson die and go the Heaven...

At the Pearly Gates they see God who tells them he will answer any question. They look at each other and ask, "Who won the 2020 election?"
Exasperated, God responds, "Oh for the love of...! Biden! Biden won the presidency in a free and fair election! There was no grand conspiracy. The machines weren't hacked. The hand recounts were accurate. Just go into Heaven, you're already ticking me off!"
As they walk through the gates Babbitt and Greeson look at each other and say, "this goes up a lot higher than we thought."

After dying the anti-vaxxer meets God. "God, please tell me who is behind the conspiracy to give people autism with vaccines?"

"Nobody," says God. "There is no conspiracy, and vaccines do no cause autism."

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?
edit.. thanks for the award kind stanger.

Two conspiracy theorists die and go to heaven...

God: welcome to the St. Peter's Gates. With my omniscient knowledge, I can tell you anything you wish to know.
Conspiracy Theorist 1: Who won the 2020 US Presidential Election?
God: Joseph R. Biden
Conspiracy Theorist 2: \*Looks at his friend\* s**... dude, this goes even deeper than we thought

A flat earther dies and goes to heaven.

At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says to them, "Before you enter the gates of heaven, you may ask god one question."
The flat earther asks, "God, is the earth flat?"
God responds, "The earth is 100% a globe."
The flat earther exclaims, "Holy c**...! This conspiracy runs deeper than I thought!"

I know I sound like a conspiracy theorists but I just discovered the government has already designed the Pi variant

They will unleash it March 14 at exactly 1:59 AM.

My brother hates candles and he thinks they were created as part of a government conspiracy

He's an anti-waxer

Three conspiracy theorist walk into a bar…

Now you can't tell me that's a coincidence. *rim shot*

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