You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
Now that they have the chance to ask any question of God, one of them asks "Who was REALLY responsible for 9/11?". God responds "A group of Al-Qaeda terrorists led by Osama Bin Laden and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed."
The conspiracy theorist gulps and turns to his friend. "Fuck. This goes even higher up than we thought."
They're all fake
We may never know the truth.
An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.
One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"
God sighs. "Muslim extremists. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it."
His friend leans down and whispers, "Damn, dude. This thing goes way higher up than we ever realized."
...or did they?
I wonder how much money the government paid her to say that?
Hundreds of people are saying they got stuck between floors. But I don't believe them. I think they made it up.
They ask God who did 911. God replies, "It was perpetrated by members of the Islamic terrorist group Al Qaeda."
One whispers to the other, "Dude, this goes way higher than I thought."
He meets God and has the opportunity to ask him any question, so he asks who shot JFK. God replies that Oswald acted alone. The conspiracy theorist thinks, "damn, this goes deeper than I thought..."
I wonder how much the government paid her to say that.
Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:
"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"
"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"
After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:
"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"
An instant later they find themselves in the afterlife, being judged by Almighty God Himself.
One falls to his knees, "I deplore you, all-powerful Creator of the universe! Before you judge me, I humbly beg you, reveal who was behind the September 11 attacks!"
God sighs. "Muslim extremists. Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden did it."
His friend leans down and whispers, "Damn, dude. This thing goes way higher up than we ever realized."
E: If you think the joke is funny you should see all the butthurt 9/11 conspiracy theorists in the comments
The first thing he does is ask God, "Who really killed JFK?"
To which God replies, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald. He acted alone."
The conspiracy theorists thinks to him self for a moment then says, "This cover up of the truth goes even further than I thought!"
He kept ranting about Jews secretly not controlling the government.
Because 9/11 was an inside dog.
You CAN NOT tell me that is just a coincidence.
I wonder how much dirty money the Russian government paid her to say that?
He said Thats what they want you to think!
Nothing, giraffes aren't real.
It's like there's a global conspiracy.
I've been throwing lettuce at the window for hours now and it hasn't even scratched, let alone put a hole in it.
When he arrived, God stated that He grants all His children one question. The man promptly asked, "Who killed Kennedy?" God replied, "It was Lee Harvey Oswald, on the 6th floor, with his own gun, and he acted alone." The man thought for a moment then disappointingly replied "This goes higher up then I imagined."
...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*
This must be some sort of conspiracy...
They find themselves before God and tell him "We are but humble men, and for all our life we have sought the truth. You are all-knowing, so you know all the answers."
"What is your question?"
"We would really like to know who was really behind the 9/11".
"Osama bin Laden and the Al Qaeda as a part of a plot to destabilize the United States."
"Holy shit, dude." whispers one of them to another. "This goes even deeper than we first thought"
Nobody knows.
Except me.
# I personally love this conspiracy theory because it's a wonderful example of suspended animation.
Credit to the greatest animation professor of all time, Mr. Theo Artz of Drexel University.
I said yes and now I've been charged with conspiracy to commit theft.
No murder,
No war,
No fight,
No conspiracy,
No cheating,
No racism,
No religious fanatics,
No language problem,
No crying or teasing,
Good cooperation,
Good coordination,
Natural acting,
Everybody enjoys the climax,
Lots of love,
Alwayz a very happy ending for all characters!
And the best part… No matter which point you start watching, you will understand the story..
And the windshield, and the dashboard...
^^^I ^^^feel ^^^dirty
It was run by the illuminaughty
Because the bastards want us to.
Conspiracy to commit murder.
Or did they..?
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