The Best 9 Consonants Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consonants jokes. There are some consonants schwa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consonants pronunciation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consonants Jokes and Puns

Old Macdonald...

...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.

Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant.

If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a
Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest,
causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."


There's a theory going around that some words don't contain consonants.

It's a myth.

Merriam-Webster have announced they are changing the alphabet so it begins AEIOU and then has the consonants after.

Now that's what I call a vowel movement.

Love is a word made up of 2 vowels, 2 consonants.....

And 2 fools.

What does the SEO use besides consonants?

Disavowels

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consonants abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consonants alphabet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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