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8 consonants jokes and hilarious consonants puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about consonants that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Old Macdonald...

...spelled "redirection" without any consonants.

I ate an expired can of alphabet soup...

Now I have severe cramps in my vowels and I've been in-consonant all day

I ate too much alphabet soup and became consonated.

I was better after I evacuated my vowels.

Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

I've lost all control of my vowels...

Now I'm completely in consonant.

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.

What happened to the writer who could only write with consonants

He was disemvoweled

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