Consonant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consonant jokes. Read consonant rejection jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consonant incapable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Consonant Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

I've lost all control of my vowels...

Now I'm completely in consonant.

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man

What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds?

A litter nation.

I went on a date with an English teacher.

"How do you make out?" I asked her cheekily.

She said, "With two vowels and one consonant."

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the consonant schwa puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working consonant verb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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