Uplifting Consonant Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar
I've lost all control of my vowels...
Now I'm completely in consonant.
28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court
They're awaiting their sentence
Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter
SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.
Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?
Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.
Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.
Me: What is a vowel?
Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …
Me: Close enough.
What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?
A rho-man
What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds?
A litter nation.
I went on a date with an English teacher.
"How do you make out?" I asked her cheekily.
She said, "With two vowels and one consonant."
