The Best 7 Consonant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consonant jokes. There are some consonant rejection jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consonant incapable puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consonant Jokes and Puns

Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar

I've lost all control of my vowels...

Now I'm completely in consonant.

28 consonants, 3 vowels, a question mark and 1 comma went to court

They're awaiting their sentence

Blonde Moments: Life with a Blonde Teenage Daughter

SCENE: My teenage daughter and me in the car.

Lauren: Dad, do you know what the most commonly used letter in a girl's name is?

Me: Hmm, is it a consonant or a vowel? (Silence.) Please tell me you know what consonants and vowels are.

Lauren: You're no fun, Dad. Forget it.

Me: What is a vowel?

Lauren: OK, OK. A vowel is … ahh … eh … well, oh … uh …

Me: Close enough.

What do Greeks call someone when the most common consonant in their name is R?

A rho-man


I went on a date with an English teacher.

"How do you make out?" I asked her cheekily.

She said, "With two vowels and one consonant."

What do you call a country full of people who throw garbage on the street, while repeating consonant sounds?

A litter nation.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consonant schwa jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consonant verb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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