Console Game Jokes
79 console game jokes and hilarious console game puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about console game that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Console Game Short Jokes
Short console game jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The console game humour may include short strategy game jokes also.
- My son was so upset when he didn't get a gaming pc for his birthday luckily, this playstation was able to..........console him
- I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch
- My friend can't decide what video game system to get for Christmas ... ... Nobody can console him.
- My wife left me because "I am addicted to video games".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself
- What is a British police officer's favorite gaming console? WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU
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WiiiiiiiUUUUUUUUU - My friend invented a machine that can take a disc out of a console, then put a new one in It's a game changer
- I used to have 100 gaming consoles, until somebody stole my Nintendo Switch Now I have 99 consoles, but a Switch ain't one.
- A talk between video game consoles... NINTENDO: Do you remember when we were the video consoles all people wanted to have?
SEGA: I do.
ATARI: I have no memory. - What Do People and Video Game Consoles Have in Common? No one can agree on which generation is the best.
- I invented a robot to remove the cartridge from my gaming console and replace it with another. It was a game changer!
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Console Game One Liners
Which console game one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with console game? I can suggest the ones about board game and video game.
- What's the police's favorite gaming console? WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U
- What's a cop's favorite game console? A Wii U
- What do you call a gaming console that used to be yours? An ex box
- What is French people's favorite gaming console ? The "Oui" ! (Wii)
- Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life? They don't have anti-aliasing
- What are the French's favorite gaming console The oui
- What's the chicken's favorite gaming console? The X-bawks!
- What's a chickens favourite games console? Eggs-box
- What's the favorite game console for Japanese priests? PlayStation
- Why did the game console leave her husband? He was trying to controller
- Which gaming console is preferred by most fruits? The kiwii.
- What game console do Latinos use most? XBOX JUAN
- What's the favorite gaming console of hispanics ? The Xbox Juanes
- I bought a new console today It was a total game changer.
- What do you call a Mexican gaming console? An Xbox Juan
Console Game Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about console game you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arcade game jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make console game pranks.
What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console?
Wednesday
What's Obama's favorite game console?
"The Xbox One"
What is a firefighter's favorite video game console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
HINT: Say it outloud
Call of Duty should make a game about the greatest war of all time
the console war
What video game console can you not be upset while playing?
The Nomad
I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was
I don't think he understood me though, he just replied "oui".
What's a golfer's favourite games console?
A PS FOUR!
What game console does Harry Potter have?
A Hex Box.
What is a female to male trans person's favourite video game console?
The Ex-Box
Why did the console player cross the road?
To get the game 6 months earlier
What's the most immature gaming console?
Ninutendo 69
What is Ling Ling's (from King Pow) favorite video game console?
Wii U Wii U Wiiiiiii U
What's the name of the mexican-made next-gen gaming console?
XBox Juan
Take me down to the console city
Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty.
How do you call a game console named after an MMA fighter?
Nate DS
Kids these days
Kids these days are so lucky getting computers and game consoles for Christmas. When I was a kid my mom had to cut holes in my pockets that way I had something to play with
I asked for a new gaming console for Christmas, instead I got some torn up cardboard, I asked why
"I thought you asked for an ex-box?"
What's Adrian Peterson's favorite video game console?
Nintendo Switch
What is Drake's favourite part of a video game console?
The controller
Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.
Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.
I was playing grand theft auto 5 when all of a sudden it crashes and an error message pops up
It read unfortunately the game is corrupted and the data will be deleted feeling sad and annoying with my 100s of hours lost I looked up online as to why it happened. I found a guide that said if you restart the game on the same console and go to the nearest garage and talk to the guy who's working on the car it can fix it. I did just that and it restored my old saves!
Thank god for that game mechanic
If i get 20 000 upvotes I'll buy a gaming console
And consoles s**....
What is the difference between a game console and a butchery?
One is a Sony Playstation and the other is a pony slaystation.
what do you call a person obsessed with japanese gaming consoles?
A Wiib.
Don't touch my mustache.
What is a swingers favorite gaming console?
The Switch
Whats the favorite video game console of a communist?
The Wii.
Why are console players bad at hunting games?
Their consoles can't render the models at far away
What is a jews favorite gaming console?
Auschwitz
What is the french people's favorite gaming console?
Wii
Mobile-Update
Tablet-Update
Laptop-Update
Tv-update
Gaming console- Update
Somehow I'm afraid to plug in the iron.
A game console is seen rushing to an emergency...
*WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU WIIU*
What's the chicken's favourite gaming console?
The eggs' box.
What is a cops favorite video game console?
A Wii U!
They like it so much they make their cars sirens sound like it.... Wii u Wii u Wii u Wii u
Soulja Boy may be facing 20 years in prison for selling a console with counterfeit games
It'll be the first time a mumble rapper completes a sentence.
How many soulja boys does it take to make a soulja man?
A game console
Which game console can the entire population of French agree on using?
The Nintendo Oui^(TM).
FBI open up!!!
So why did the games console get put on the FBI watch list?
Because it kept getting turned on by kids.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
What is an ambulance's favorite game console?
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U