Consisting Jokes
42 consisting jokes and hilarious consisting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about consisting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Jokes come in all shapes and sizes. This article dives into the peculiar and interesting assortment of jokes consisting of okra, puns, and more. Get a good laugh and see the peculiar things that make up a joke.
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Funniest Consisting Short Jokes
Short consisting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The consisting humour may include short consists jokes also.
- Han Solo's diet mainly consists of protein and fat... But he allows himself one carb a night.
- Why are women bad at parking? Because they're consistently lied to about what 6 inches looks like.
- New Year resolutions: (1) Stop making lists
(d) become more consistent
(VII) learn how to count - My workplace consists of 80% women and 20% men.. I guess you could say that we are under staffed
- My new years resolutions are: 1: Stop making lists.
B: Be more consistent.
7: Learn to count. - Giant: "I'll grind this orphan's bones to make my cake!" Also Giant: "I find self-raising flour makes for a lighter and more consistent texture."
- 6 years ago today Seal Team Six took out Bin Laden Tonight I am going to celebrate with a drink consisting of two shots and a splash of water.
- In 1973, the Six Million Dollar Man consisted of a bionic man with super powers... In 2016, the Six Million Dollar Man consists of two hip replacements.
- You may know Murphy's law, but have you heard of Coles law? It is a side dish consisting primarily of finely shredded raw cabbage with a salad dressing, commonly either vinaigrette or mayonnaise.
- What superhero consists of only 16 atoms? Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!
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Consisting One Liners
Which consisting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with consisting? I can suggest the ones about composed and contained.
- How do you call a musical group consisting of all existing genders? A duet
- A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution.
- I was once a very consistent man. Once was enough.
- I have amnesia It's the only reason I find this sub consistently funny
- What rock group consists of four famous men, but none of them sing? Mount Rushmore
- The digital internet consists of 1s and 0s. That explains alot about my Tinder matches.
- What does artificial light consist of? Fauxtons
- My middle name is Consistency So are my first and last names.
- What does Dumbledores car collection consist of? All busses!
- What do call a Hip Hop group that consists of furries? The Uwu-Tang Clan.
- Which actress stays consistent, especially in the winter time? Eva Green
- What does a cannibal life coach value in their clients? *Consistency.*
- Doctor said a healthy diet consisted of a lot of colors... So I ate skittles
- My day consisted of ups and downs. So I got off the elevator.
- Pizza Hut is very consistent... The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in.
Diet Consisting Jokes
Here is a list of funny diet consisting jokes and even better diet consisting puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Great white shark diet surprises scientists "It consists mostly of wildlife biologists that study sharks," said a famous wildife biologist studying sharks.
- Consistency is important when dieting You don't want lumps in your cake batter.
- My friend has started a new diet consisting of nothing but root vegetables. Personally, I've found it hard to beet.
- Want to know what my diet consist of? eating less than an african children.
Consisting Of Jokes
Here is a list of funny consisting of jokes and even better consisting of puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The third letter of the alphabet showed up to work at the same time, every day. It was consistent C.
- I always feel bad for Jim this time of year, People keep making resolutions to hit him consistently
- Things I hate These are 5 things I hate.
1. people not using capital letters.
Two. People who aren't consistent
3 People who dont use proper grammar.
4.peoplewhodon'tusespacesm
5. Cliffha- - My girlfriend lacks consistency. She's always telling me she wants me to be more positive. Now that's the very thing she's mad about after one measly trip to the health clinic.
- What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves..
- Germany has a vegan party that consist of nearly 1% of its votes. Its not going to grow much larger though. It's hard for them to get much work done. They never meet.
- If Mayweather wins this match he'll be so consistent... ...that they'll have to start calling him "Mayclimate"
- Writing jokes about sauce thickness is not a one off affair... ...it's about consistency.
- What do you call a child's Pokemon team consisting of 6 EV trained Dittos? A Youngster's Roster of Fostered Imposters
- Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things.
Howlingly Hilarious Consisting Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about consisting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean appearing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make consisting pranks.
Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?
Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.
He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.
This diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him...
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Importance of Planning
Why planning is important?
One night four college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See below for the question paper.
Q.1. Your Name…….. ………
(2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst?
(98 MARKS)
a) Front left
b) Front right
c) Back left
d) Back right
The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law
Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.
What genre consists of e**... novels?
Cliterature
3 blondes were standing around some tracks.
The first blonde said "look at these tracks! Do you think they're deer tracks?"
The second blonde shook her head "no, there are no hoof prints. If anything these are dog tracks".
The third blonde chuckled, "come on you two. Look at the even spacing, the consistent depth, the distance between the tracks - it's obvious they're bear tracks!"
The other two blondes looked at the third in admiration of her excellent knowledge of nature, and then all 3 were hit by a train.
Financial Advice
With inflation at 7.5%, you lose half your money in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently, that I have found, is crypto. Just this year I've already lost half my money.
The blinds store
So there's this store down the street called "Bailey's Blinds", and I can't help but wonder that it must be a front for some sort of i**... activity. Money laundering, perhaps? Or maybe it's an incognito hub for illicit products of some nature. I mean, how can a business possibly function for over 15 years while consistently profitable, by selling nothing but blinds? ...It's a shady business if you ask me.
