The Best 14 Consistent Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consistent jokes. There are some consistent reliable jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consistent goal puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consistent Jokes and Puns

A good comedian is like a good dictatorship.

Consistent in their execution.

I was once a very consistent man.

Once was enough.

My new years resolutions are:

1: Stop making lists.

B: Be more consistent.

7: Learn to count.

Consistent joke, My new years resolutions are:

Which actress stays consistent, especially in the winter time?

Eva Green

Q: How many members of a cultural, religious or social outgroup does it take to accomplish a routine task?

A: An arbitrary number: One or more to actually perform the task, and the remainder to behave in an absurd fashion consistent with perceived humorous stereotypes!


The third letter of the alphabet showed up to work at the same time, every day.

It was consistent C.

I can never be consistent when I play sniper.

It's always a hit or miss.

Consistent joke, I can never be consistent when I play sniper.

Things I hate

These are 5 things I hate.
1. people not using capital letters.

Two. People who aren't consistent

3 People who dont use proper grammar.

4.peoplewhodon'tusespacesm

5. Cliffha-

If Mayweather wins this match he'll be so consistent...

...that they'll have to start calling him "Mayclimate"

Pizza Hut is very consistent...

The pizza tastes exactly like the box it comes in.

Penn State has missed two extra points today

which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things.

You can explore consistent websites reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean consistent continuous dad jokes. There are also consistent puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

Why did the rock band get in serious treble?

They failed on a consistent bassist.

I got a new job with the ISO

It's consistent work.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consistent grammer jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consistent goddamnit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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