Consist Jokes

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The Best Consist Puns

Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?

Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.

He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.

This diet also gave him very bad breath.

This made him...


A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I was once a very consistent man.

Once was enough.

What does artificial light consist of?

Fauxtons

I can never be consistent when I play sniper.

It's always a hit or miss.

Eddie Vedder's LED lamp bulb stops working...

He goes out to buy some replacements, and sees that the colour options available consist of blue and yellow.

After testing both colours of bulb on his lamp, he decides that he likes the yellow LED better.


Germany has a vegan party that consist of nearly 1% of its votes.

Its not going to grow much larger though. It's hard for them to get much work done. They never meet.

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

Consistency is important when dieting

You don't want lumps in your cake batter.

What languages consist of numbers and letters?

4-N Languages.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What metal does a Japanese robot consist mostly of?

*Manga*nese


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

Joseph Stalin decides to reorganize the Soviet police.

Each unit will consist of three officers:
* one to read the bulletins
* one to write the reports, and
* one to keep an eye on the intellectuals

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

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