The Best 14 Consist Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consist jokes. There are some consist seeker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consist cognitive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consist Jokes and Puns

Y'know Mahatma Gandhi?

Well, he walked a lot, and that means he had really calloused feet.

He also had an odd diet, that didn't consist of much, which made him frail.

This diet also gave him very bad breath.

This made him...

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I was once a very consistent man.

Once was enough.

What does artificial light consist of?

Fauxtons

Consist joke, What does artificial light consist of?

I can never be consistent when I play sniper.

It's always a hit or miss.

Eddie Vedder's LED lamp bulb stops working...

He goes out to buy some replacements, and sees that the colour options available consist of blue and yellow.

After testing both colours of bulb on his lamp, he decides that he likes the yellow LED better.


What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

Germany has a vegan party that consist of nearly 1% of its votes.

Its not going to grow much larger though. It's hard for them to get much work done. They never meet.

Consist joke, Germany has a vegan party that consist of nearly 1% of its votes.

Consistency is important when dieting

You don't want lumps in your cake batter.

What languages consist of numbers and letters?

4-N Languages.

Who is consistently the best pro sports team to watch in Minnesota?

The visitors.

What metal does a Japanese robot consist mostly of?

*Manga*nese

You can explore consist belong reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean consist regime dad jokes. There are also consist puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

A fish is any member of a paraphyletic group of organisms that consist of all gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits, and a piano is an instrument.

Joseph Stalin decides to reorganize the Soviet police.

Each unit will consist of three officers:
* one to read the bulletins
* one to write the reports, and
* one to keep an eye on the intellectuals

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consist originate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consist represent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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