Considerate Jokes

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The Best Considerate Puns

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*An old silly one...but a grin inducer nevertheless*

Mr. Fienstein called the FM radio station and said "I've found a wallet with $400, a credit card and an ID card belonging to Mr. Smith, No.13,Halls Rd, Jackson, TN."
To which the radio jockey says " Oh how honest. So you want his wallet returned back to him?"

Mr. Fieinstein says "No……. I just wanted you to play a sad song for him".

I wear a mask. Not because I want to, but because it is considerate of others and helps stop the spread of particulates.

I also wear underwear. Not because I want to, but...

People need to be a little bit more considerate of Trump's decision to skip the White House Correspondents' dinner.

The roasting waiting for him there would probably have made him the second black president.

Be a considerate lover

Nice guys finish last

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes


So i went to have a prostate exam the other day

The doctor told me to take my underwear and trousers off, but i had a Complete mindblank moment and said "Where should i put them?"

He looked at me with reassuring eyes and replied "Just pop them next to mine".

I wish all doctors were this considerate.

Yesterday, I saw a man standing all alone.

Even though he was turned away from me, I sensed something in his demeanor that suggested he could use some help. So being considerate, I approached him, placing a hand on his shoulder and asking " Do you mind if I join you? "

He certainly left the urinal in a hurry.

If you can't handle me at my worst

then I should probably pull myself together and be considerate of others.

What did the considerate guy say when he decided to be inconsiderate?

Consider it done!

If you are going shopping on Black Friday...

Please be considerate and turn your phone horizontal before recording any fights!

[NSFW] I don't see why some people have so much hate for Jimmy Saville...

... he seems like a pretty considerate guy. I mean, everybody is always talking about all the little things he's done.


My Asian dad was very considerate when I told him I was gay

He said as long as I kept getting A's, he didn't care.

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