Considerable Jokes

Following is our collection of humongous puns and diminish one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Considerable jokes for adults, dirty large jokes and clean decrease dad gags for kids.

The Best Considerable Puns

How does an ant put on a tie?

With a considerable deal of practice and skill and the correct combination of knots in the tie so it can properly be secured on the neck. It's an ant-tie joke.

The difference between a crow and a raven.

A biologist was asked to finally determine whether crows and ravens are really two different birds. This has been a matter of some conjecture for quite some time. Given only a cursory glance, these birds appear to be one and the same. The biologist spent considerable time watching the birds in their habitat and logging hours of observations. Their beaks were the same, their feet and their bodies showed no variable difference. But, at last, a breakthrough. The long feathers at the tip of a birds wings, the pinion feathers, provided the conclusion that ravens and crows differ. A raven has four pinion feathers and a crow has five pinion feathers. So........................... The difference between ravens and crows is a matter of a pinion.

A woman lost a court case...

and was fined for bringing her own popcorn, coke and candy to a movie theater. Overall, she still saved a considerable amount of money.

TIL about Mexican drug birds.

During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.

The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.

That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking all the quack.

After extensive research, I've concluded that unvaccinated children will have a higher chance of not being on the Autistic Spectrum

Instead, they have a considerable higher chance of being dead...


A Man Walks Up To A Woman At A Bar...

He flirts with her. He makes small talk, but the woman insists she isn't going home with him.

The man says, "What if I gave you a million dollars to sleep with me?"

The woman gives his offer considerable thought and agrees.

The guy changes his mind and says, "How about a dollar?"

She's like, "what kind of woman do you think I am?"

He replies, "We already figured that out."

[Best joke I've heard recently] A man walks into a doctors office,...

...unzips his fly and places his considerable member on the doctors table.
Unfazed, the doctor puts on his gloves and gives the man's member a routine medical examination. After some time, the doctor, puzzled says
"I... I can't seem to find anything wrong with this...?"
To which the man replies with his hands on his hips "
No, magnificent isn't it?"

A man is walking down the street with a penguin...

He starts to draw considerable attention, until a police officer comes up to him and says:

"Excuse me sir, what are you doing with that penguin?"

"Nothing, we're just takin' a walk"

"Well, take it back to the zoo"

"I already took it to the zoo"

"And what happened?"

"Well nothing. Now it wants to go to the movies"

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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