The Best 5 Conserve Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conserve jokes. There are some conserve preserver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conserve efficient puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conserve Jokes and Puns

I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

So...I got banned from laser tag today

Apparently you can't use a knife to conserve ammo

LPT: Unplug your electronics to conserve energy, except for the fridge and the life support machine:

In those instances, you'd just be wasting vegetables.

People want to help hippos and conserve them, while others dislike hippos for attacking humans.

Why are people so hippo-critical?

The deep sea fishing administration has now implemented a program to conserve more fish...

It is called "Throwback Thursday."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conserve upstream jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conserve burg piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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