Conserve Jokes

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How many American conservatives do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One holds the bulb, the other nine wait for fox News to spin it.

Why does Florida have so many Conservatives and California have so many earthquakes?

California had first choice!
**just a joke, I respect your right to your opinion and free expression **

American conservatives are pretty homophobic

for people so proud of their four fathers

I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl...

…that means no s**... before marriage. But he does not care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing.
‟Hello, sir, I am here to ask for your daughter's hand
A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks ‟And why is that?
The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh… ‟Well, its just that mine have gotten tired.

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