Conserve Jokes

Following is our collection of retain puns and preserver one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Conserve jokes for adults, dirty combat jokes and clean efficient dad gags for kids.

The Best Conserve Puns

I used my knife to conserve ammo...

the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified

So...I got banned from laser tag today

Apparently you can't use a knife to conserve ammo

LPT: Unplug your electronics to conserve energy, except for the fridge and the life support machine:

In those instances, you'd just be wasting vegetables.

People want to help hippos and conserve them, while others dislike hippos for attacking humans.

Why are people so hippo-critical?

The deep sea fishing administration has now implemented a program to conserve more fish...

It is called "Throwback Thursday."


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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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