Conserve Jokes
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Why does Florida have so many Conservatives and California have so many earthquakes?
California had first choice!
**just a joke, I respect your right to your opinion and free expression **
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I used my knife to conserve ammo...
the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified
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A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl...
…that means no s**... before marriage. But he does not care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing.
‟Hello, sir, I am here to ask for your daughter's hand
A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks ‟And why is that?
The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh… ‟Well, its just that mine have gotten tired.
According to my calculations, about 40% of Americans are Republicans
But that's just a Conservative estimate
A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar...
the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
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