The Best 9 Conservation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conservation jokes. There are some conservation methods jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conservation capacity puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conservation Jokes and Puns

The Conservation of the Letter R

Everytime a Bostonian "pahks his cah in the yahd", a Texan warshes something

I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass,

But he didn't understand the weight of the situation.

China recently tried to gain favor with the rest of the world by releasing a video of all their native bears, standing in a big circle, to show their repopulation and conservation efforts. Some people thought it was great.

I think it was just panda ring.

Why couldn't the priest turn wine into blood

Conservation of Mass

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

A: Conservation of momentum.


*Also, give me your best dark jokes, I've been out of it a few years and I need to get some new material.*

It would be bad for earth when there were no humans.

There wouldn't be any nature conservation.

There's this well I throw my change into that supports sea life conservation.

I guess you can call it a well whale well.

What did one environmentalist say to the other?

I don't know, I'm just trying to make conservation.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conservation cholera jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conservation preserve piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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