Conservation Jokes

Following is our collection of weakest puns and methods one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Conservation jokes for adults, dirty orca jokes and clean capacity dad gags for kids.

The Best Conservation Puns

The Conservation of the Letter R

Everytime a Bostonian "pahks his cah in the yahd", a Texan warshes something

I told my friend that I disproved the theory of conservation of mass,

But he didn't understand the weight of the situation.

China recently tried to gain favor with the rest of the world by releasing a video of all their native bears, standing in a big circle, to show their repopulation and conservation efforts. Some people thought it was great.

I think it was just panda ring.

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

Why couldn't the priest turn wine into blood

Conservation of Mass


Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

A: Conservation of momentum.

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It would be bad for earth when there were no humans.

There wouldn't be any nature conservation.

There's this well I throw my change into that supports sea life conservation.

I guess you can call it a well whale well.

What did one environmentalist say to the other?

I don't know, I'm just trying to make conservation.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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