Conservation Jokes
8 conservation jokes and hilarious conservation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conservation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Add some laughter to the serious issue of conservation with these funny conservation jokes for kids and adults alike! Learn more about conservation officers, water conservation, animal conservation, energy conservation, and conservation biology with these conservation jokes. Laugh at the immorality of quantum physics and the weakest link in the chain of conservation!
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Why does Florida have so many Conservatives and California have so many earthquakes?
California had first choice!
**just a joke, I respect your right to your opinion and free expression **
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I used my knife to conserve ammo...
the rest of the paintball tournament were horrified
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A guy falls in love with a very traditional and conservative girl...
…that means no s**... before marriage. But he does not care, he loves her. After a year of dating he decides its time to propose to her. So he heads to her father's house to ask for his blessing.
‟Hello, sir, I am here to ask for your daughter's hand
A bit skeptical and looking to see if he really does love her, the father asks ‟And why is that?
The guy lets out a long drawn out sigh… ‟Well, its just that mine have gotten tired.
According to my calculations, about 40% of Americans are Republicans
But that's just a Conservative estimate
A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar...
the bartender says 'hey, Mitt.'
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How do you scare a child? Tell them that a monster is in the closet.
How do you scare a conservative? Tell them that *their* child is in the closet!
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What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?
You'll never de-fetus.
New Earring
John is at work one day when he notices that his
co-worker, Zach, is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion".
"Hey Zach" he yells out "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of it, ..it's only an
earring." Says Zach sheepishly.
"No really," probes John, "How long have you been wearing one?"
... "Ever since my wife found it in our bed."
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