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Pizza delivery drivers actually face consequences when their jobs aren't done right.
Hah. Made you look.
Grandpa? asked a little boy, Is it true that in 1986 there was an accident at Chernobyl Nuclear Plant?
Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted his grandson's head.
Is it also true that no one was harmed and there were no consequences whatsoever?
Yes, it's true, said the grandpa, and patted the grandson's second head.
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, How long have you been wearing that bra? The friend replies, Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
A pretty woman came to him, pressed his shoulders gently & said: come let's go.
Bro Bill looked left & right, started sweating a bit & anticipating dire consequences said: I am married & waiting for my wife.
Lady: look carefully, it is me!
Because he couldn't fix a minor problem that ended with major consequences and got himself in treble.
"Grandpa, is it true that there was a nuclear disaster at the Chernobyl Power Plant?" he says. "Yes, there was." replied the Grandfather, patting the boy's head.
The boy then says "And is it true that there were absolutely no consequences of it whatsoever?". The Grandpa says "Yep. None at all." and pats the boy's second head
No sweat
I'll tell you all about it later.
Mind Blowing!
A man and his wife are having dinner for their tenth wedding anniversary. Suddenly the man bursts into tears.
"What's wrong?" the wife asks.
"I was just thinking," the man says, "about when I asked you to marry me. Your father came to me and said 'I know about all that money you embezzled from work. If you don't marry that ugly daughter of mine, I'm turning you in." The man cries harder as he says "And if I'd turned him down I'd be a free man now!"
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because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.
It goes over their heads.
After a long day of work, he decided to play some sports with his friends. There was an accident, which caused the man to die.
This shows that miner errors can have huge consequences.
...being a member is pretty much the same as not; I just liked how fun they are to hold and how using them has permanent consequences.
I can do nothing. If the devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
I guess you could say I'm trapped in the root cellar
It feels so much better without protection, but it's way riskier, and you probably can't afford the consequences.
It might have consequences for the music. One might even say there will be serious...
Repercussions.
But at least we know DC films will continue to be phoned in.
apparently he was just going for a walk.
The reefercussions
But now I'm dreading the consequences.
because the consequences of my bad habits have started to weigh on me
Nature abhors a vacuum
broken head
breakups
a guy running naked on the streets
in some serious cases Death also
...I warned him there would be consequences if he didn't clean his room! Maybe next time he'll listen!
It helps protect you from consequences of sinning going forward (but not guaranteed)
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