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20 consensually jokes and hilarious consensually puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about consensually that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Consensually Short Jokes

Short consensually jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The consensually humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Can we applaud David s**... for not having any allegations of s**... advances? Consensual ones included.
  2. I'm just perceptive like that. I can usually tell within 19 seconds of meeting a woman whether our s**... will be consensual or not.
  3. When I was younger, I told a lot of jokes about non-consensual s**...... Back then I had a rapier wit.
  4. I had consensual s**... with a dementia sufferer... It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening.
  5. Chant at a pro-s**... consent rally. "What do we want?"
    *-- Consensual i**...!*
    "When do we want it?"
    *-- Not right now!*
  6. Hey, wanna take part in a non-consensual s**... scene? NO.
    "That's the spirit!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Consensually One Liners

Which consensually one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with consensually? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. A burglar was arrested after entering my house. He claimed it was consensual.
  2. Prison s**...... It's con-sensual.
  3. What kind of s**... has Bill O'Reilly never had? [n**...] Consensual
  4. Non-consensual s**... burns more calories than consensual s**....
  5. What do you call a fully consensual, romantic male-male-female t**...? A Bi-Bi-Babe.
  6. [Nsfw] How do a mute and a deaf person have consensual s**...? They use hands and fingers.
  7. I've never had s**... with my cousin consensually.

Consensually Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about consensually you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make consensually pranks.

So I was trying to get some solid advice on consensual s**... from a police officer.

Apparently 9/10 police officers stated that if you can't say no, it means yes.
The clorophorm didn't work on the tenth officer.