Consensually Jokes
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Prison s**......
It's con-sensual.
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What kind of s**... has Bill O'Reilly never had? [n**...]
Consensual
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So I was trying to get some solid advice on consensual s**... from a police officer.
Apparently 9/10 police officers stated that if you can't say no, it means yes.
The clorophorm didn't work on the tenth officer.
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Non-consensual s**...
burns more calories than consensual s**....
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Can we applaud David s**... for not having any allegations of s**... advances?
Consensual ones included.
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I'm just perceptive like that.
I can usually tell within 19 seconds of meeting a woman whether our s**... will be consensual or not.
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What do you call a fully consensual, romantic male-male-female t**...?
A Bi-Bi-Babe.
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When I was younger, I told a lot of jokes about non-consensual s**......
Back then I had a rapier wit.
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I had consensual s**... with a dementia sufferer...
It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening.
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Chant at a pro-s**... consent rally.
"What do we want?"
*-- Consensual i**...!*
"When do we want it?"
*-- Not right now!*
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[Nsfw] How do a mute and a deaf person have consensual s**...?
They use hands and fingers.
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I've never had s**... with my cousin
consensually.
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Hey, wanna take part in a non-consensual s**... scene?
NO.
"That's the spirit!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Consensually One Liners
Which consensually one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with consensually? I can suggest the ones about and .
- A burglar was arrested after entering my house. He claimed it was consensual.
- Prison s**...... It's con-sensual.
- What kind of s**... has Bill O'Reilly never had? [n**...] Consensual
- Non-consensual s**... burns more calories than consensual s**....
- What do you call a fully consensual, romantic male-male-female t**...? A Bi-Bi-Babe.
- [Nsfw] How do a mute and a deaf person have consensual s**...? They use hands and fingers.
- I've never had s**... with my cousin consensually.