The Best 9 Consensual Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Consensual jokes. There are some consensual accusations jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these consensual underage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Consensual Jokes and Puns

Prison sex...

It's con-sensual.

What kind of sex has Bill O'Reilly never had? [nsfw]

Consensual

So I was trying to get some solid advice on consensual sex from a police officer.

Apparently 9/10 police officers stated that if you can't say no, it means yes.

The clorophorm didn't work on the tenth officer.

Can we applaud David Spade for not having any allegations of sexual advances?

Consensual ones included.

I'm just perceptive like that.

I can usually tell within 19 seconds of meeting a woman whether our sex will be consensual or not.


Non-consensual sex

burns more calories than consensual sex.

What do you call a fully consensual, romantic male-male-female threesome?

A Bi-Bi-Babe.

I had consensual sex with a dementia sufferer...

It was like HBO's Lost, it was okay when it started but by the end of it no one knew what was happening.

Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally.

"What do we want?"

*-- Consensual intercourse!*

"When do we want it?"

*-- Not right now!*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the consensual bdsm jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working consensual harasser piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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