Consecutive Jokes

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Funniest Consecutive Short Jokes

Short consecutive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The consecutive humour may include short adjacent jokes also.

1. What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.
2. Experts say Donald Trump been setting an outstanding example during the Covid-19 outbreak 28 consecutive press briefings spent washing his hands
3. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.
4. I only drink on special occasions... Luckily for me, I just broke my record for consecutive days alive today
5. For a second consecutive year a team competing in the Super Bowl has home field advantage. To ensure this doesn't happen again, all subsequent Super Bowls will be held in Dallas, Texas.
6. Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law? Yeah, he got two consecutive sentences!
7. Artis Leon Ivey Jr. once did 200 consecutive backflips during a stage show. Everyone couldn't help but think, "coolio!"
8. I just read that a local serial killer has been handed 20 consecutive life sentences totalling 500 years in prison. What a joke, in today's justice system he'll probably only do half of that.
9. I am a waiter and last night I had 2 consecutive parties of 10 all order the fish special. It was a fluke.

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Consecutive One Liners

Which consecutive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with consecutive? I can suggest the ones about conjoined and sequel.

1. Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though.
2. What did the semicolon get after breaking the grammar law Two consecutive sentences
3. How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches
4. You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's.
5. [Progress] New personal best today! Most consecutive days lived.
6. My dad just won his 10th consecutive pickle eating contest Ya, he's kind of a big dill.
7. 11/13/17 is 3 consecutive prime numbers.
8. What do you call three consecutive commas in a text conversation? Trying to make a point.
9. I tried to divide two numbers with consecutive exponents But I became powerless.
10. I've been running around n**... for 3 consecutive days now I'm on a streak

Hilarious Fun Consecutive Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about consecutive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean parallel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make consecutive pranks.