Consciousness Jokes

• Short Consciousness Jokes
• Consciousness One Liners
• Lose Consciousness Jokes
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Funniest Consciousness Short Jokes

Short consciousness jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The consciousness humour may include short awareness jokes also.

1. I saw my ex girlfriend at the other end of the museum hall, but I was too self conscious to say hello. There was too much history between us.
2. Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet. Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.
3. I spotted my ex girlfriend on the other side of the museum hall, but I was too self-conscious to go say hello. There was just too much history between us.
4. My wife and I have both decided to go on a diet before our holiday to the States as we don't want to feel self conscious at the beach. It's going well, so far we've both put on five stone.
5. Hear the one about the guy who couldn't stop worrying about shelves? He was shelf conscious.
6. My girlfriend told me, I get really self conscious when I'm out in public. I joked, Come on, you aren't that ugly.
   She said, No, but you are.
7. I have a librarian friend and a grocer friend who rarely want to hang out with me because they're just too shelf conscious.
8. I used to be self-conscious that people could hear me when I used the bathroom. Then I became a psychiatrist. Now my pee is silent.
9. Healthy German What did the health conscious german say, when he entered Whole Foods?
   Gluten Morgen
   PS: First time posting an original.
10. I get self conscious about driving my lowered car at times. I feel like other motorists are always looking down on me.

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Consciousness One Liners

Which consciousness one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with consciousness? I can suggest the ones about conscience and unconscious.

1. I love how eco conscious this sub is. All the top content is recycled.
2. Why was the protein self-conscious? Because of how much it wheys
3. What do you call a health conscious cannibal? A humanitarian
4. Why are librarians so shy? Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.
5. What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican? A green bean.
6. Be safety conscious 80% of people are caused by accidents.
7. What do health conscious zombies eat? GRAAAINS!!!
8. My brother-in-law got hit by a truck Now he's semi-conscious.
9. Why did the hoagie go to the shrink? He was having problems with his sub-conscious.
10. Why was the haunted mansion self conscious? Because it got a lot of creepy stairs.
    FML.
11. What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch.
12. Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT.
13. What song do health conscious pirates sing? *Froyo, froyo, a pilates life for me~*
14. What do you call an artificial intelligence that's shy? Self-conscious.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Lose Consciousness Jokes

Here is a list of funny lose consciousness jokes and even better lose consciousness puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man gets run over by a car. As he is losing consciousness he's sees the light. It was a second car
• What do you call a girl named "Elly", who always lose consciousness ? Elly-Faint
• How to instantly lose 6 pounds? Visit your overly self conscious friend and step on her scales.

Silly Consciousness Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about consciousness you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean perception jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make consciousness pranks.