Conscientious Jokes
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A young woman brought her boyfriend home to meet her father, a retired military officer.
The woman was nervous because her boyfriend was a conscientious objector.
When the father asked the young man to talk about himself, the latter replied, nervously, that he was a CO.
The father clapped the young man on the back and congratulated him, thinking the latter was a commanding officer.
The Purist by Ogden Nash
I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."
Did you hear about the guy who was a conscientious objector in the War on Christmas?
I don't care what he claimed. I think he's just a noel coward.
I went to Canada the other day, it was great to hear how conscientious they are about taking care of others, especially crazy people.
Everyone keeps saying that they have to save every loonie
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