The Best 4 Conscientious Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conscientious jokes. There are some conscientious shepard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conscientious waswas puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conscientious Jokes and Puns

A young woman brought her boyfriend home to meet her father, a retired military officer.

The woman was nervous because her boyfriend was a conscientious objector.
When the father asked the young man to talk about himself, the latter replied, nervously, that he was a CO.
The father clapped the young man on the back and congratulated him, thinking the latter was a commanding officer.

Did you hear about the guy who was a conscientious objector in the War on Christmas?

I don't care what he claimed. I think he's just a noel coward.

I went to Canada the other day, it was great to hear how conscientious they are about taking care of others, especially crazy people.

Everyone keeps saying that they have to save every loonie

The Purist by Ogden Nash

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conscientious conscience jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conscientious respectful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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