Conscientious Jokes

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A joke from my Philosophy textbook

The employer introduced himself to his new gardener.

"I am a professor of logic," the employer said.
"Oh. What's that?" the gardener asked.
"I shall give you a demonstration," announced the professor. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?"
"Yes," replied the gardener.
"Then I infer you are a hard worker," the professor continued. "And from that I infer you have a family. And from that I infer you are conscientious and responsible. And from that I infer you are a conservative. Am I right?"
"Wow!" exclaimed the gardener. "That's right! So that's logic?"
"That's logic," preened the professor.

Later the gardener met up with one of his buddies and told him he had a job with a professor of logic.

"Logic?" his friend asked. "What's that?"
"I'll show you," the gardener said. "Do you own a wheelbarrow?"

"No."

"Stupid liberal."

The Purist by Ogden Nash

I give you now Professor Twist,
A conscientious scientist,
Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

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