Conscience Jokes
22 conscience jokes and hilarious conscience puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about conscience that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Conscience Short Jokes
Short conscience jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conscience humour may include short consciousness jokes also.
- What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear? One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear.
- Now that Will Smith has apologised for slapping Chris Rock, his conscience is clean. His wife on the other hand, is Mr Clean.
- One day, i na moment of weakness, I spied on my neighbor changing her top. It has racked my conscience ever since.
- How do you tell apart drug pushers that have a conscience from those who don't? Those who don't call themselves "reps,".
- A percentage of my inner conscience doesn't like racist jokes. Luckily that percentage is the minority so I can just ignore it.
- I asked myself "What am i doing with my life?" and my inner Conscience replied "Probably ruining it"
- What's the quickest way to make a man forget about his conscience? Tie it to his paycheck.
- Dr. Holm struggles with a bad conscience after s**... with a patient A voice in him says, "Follow your desire". Another voice says: "Remember, you're a vet"
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Conscience One Liners
Which conscience one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conscience? I can suggest the ones about remorse and guilt.
- I have a perfectly clean conscience. Because I have never used it.
- What do you call a politician with a clear conscience? An Alzheimer's patient.
- How do people with something on their conscience communicate? They use Remorse code.
- What is "conscience"? That which feels bad when everything else feels good.
- I have clean conscience. I haven't used it once until now.
- Our conscience is clear- we don't use it.
- A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Laughable Conscience Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about conscience you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean conviction jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conscience pranks.
The coach discovers he is going to die in a week
He tells his wife: I want to clear my conscience. I have been unfaithful to you, only once, with your sister.
She says: That's okay. I too have been unfaithful to you, only once, with the football team.
I was invited to a dinner the other night.
The host warned me ahead of time, "Just so you know, we only serve vegetarian dishes. I hope you're alright with that."
I told him, "Of course! I have no problem with vegetarian dishes. In fact, I prefer them. But for the sake of conscience I do prefer it if the vegetarians were free range and locally sourced."
Trump walks into a bar and Is suprised to see the bartender is a genie
The genie says "what'll you have?" Trump says"give me something I'll regret in the morning" The genie gives him a conscience, empathy, and humility.
