The Best 13 Conscience Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conscience jokes. There are some conscience pager jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conscience fluid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conscience Jokes and Puns

What's the difference between a Trump voter and a polar bear?

One is a fat, white, mindless killing machine with no conscience or future, and the other is a bear.

The coach discovers he is going to die in a week

He tells his wife: I want to clear my conscience. I have been unfaithful to you, only once, with your sister.
She says: That's okay. I too have been unfaithful to you, only once, with the football team.

I was invited to a dinner the other night.

The host warned me ahead of time, "Just so you know, we only serve vegetarian dishes. I hope you're alright with that."

I told him, "Of course! I have no problem with vegetarian dishes. In fact, I prefer them. But for the sake of conscience I do prefer it if the vegetarians were free range and locally sourced."

Conscience joke, I was invited to a dinner the other night.

One day, i na moment of weakness, I spied on my neighbor changing her top.

It has racked my conscience ever since.

Trump walks into a bar and Is suprised to see the bartender is a genie

The genie says "what'll you have?" Trump says"give me something I'll regret in the morning" The genie gives him a conscience, empathy, and humility.

How do you tell apart drug pushers that have a conscience from those who don't?

Those who don't call themselves "reps,".

A percentage of my inner conscience doesn't like racist jokes.

Luckily that percentage is the minority so I can just ignore it.

Conscience joke, A percentage of my inner conscience doesn't like racist jokes.

How do people with something on their conscience communicate?

They use Remorse code.

Dr. Holm struggles with a bad conscience after sex with a patient

A voice in him says, "Follow your desire". Another voice says: "Remember, you're a vet"

What is "conscience"?

That which feels bad when everything else feels good.

I have clean conscience.

I haven't used it once until now.

You can explore conscience morally reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean conscience mindless dad jokes. There are also conscience puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I asked myself "What am i doing with my life?"

and my inner Conscience replied "Probably ruining it"


Vote early!
Vote your conscience!
Vote! Even if you've never voted before!
Vote! If your an Conservative, Vote!
Vote! If your an Democrat, Vote!
Vote! If your an Independent, Vote!
Vote! If your an Libertarian, Vote!
Vote! If your Republican, vote like you've never voted before!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conscience depress jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conscience procrastinate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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