Conquistador Jokes

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Conquistador Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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A conquistador was talking to a native about the superiority of his civilization.

"Unlike you savages we do not partake in cannibalism or human sacrifice. Now eat your body and blood of Christ or we'll burn you at the stake!"

[OC] My friends and I are starting a disco group. We'll dress as a Viking, a Mongol, a Caribbean pirate, a Bedouin raider, and a Spanish conquistador.

We call ourselves... The Pillage People.

My girlfriend calls me a s**... conquistador

I came and gave her h**....

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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