conquest Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious conquest puns

A man is telling his friend about his latest conquest...

'It was the weirdest thing. I looked out my window last night and saw a woman tied to the train tracks'

'Woah,' replied his friend, 'did you save her?'

'Yeah, I went out, untied her, then made love to her all night long.'

'Sweet! Was she cute?'

'I don't know, I couldn't find her head.'

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What do you call it when the church of Latter Day Saints invades an area?

The Mormon conquest.

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A short chat between Hitler and Mussolini

Mussolini: How goes your conquest, Hitler?
Hitler: I don't know, let me Czech...

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Europa Universalis IV: Conquest of Paradise full game free pc, download, play. Europa Universalis IV: Conquest of Paradise iphone

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What are the most funny Conquest jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Conquest? Well, here are the best Conquest dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Conquest pick up lines to share with friends.

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