Conquest Jokes

What are some Conquest jokes?

A man is telling his friend about his latest conquest...

'It was the weirdest thing. I looked out my window last night and saw a woman tied to the train tracks'

'Woah,' replied his friend, 'did you save her?'

'Yeah, I went out, untied her, then made love to her all night long.'

'Sweet! Was she cute?'

'I don't know, I couldn't find her head.'

What do you call it when the church of Latter Day Saints invades an area?

The Mormon conquest.

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