Conor Mcgregor Jokes

Funniest Conor Mcgregor Short Jokes

Short conor mcgregor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conor mcgregor humour may include short mma fighter jokes also.

1. The school bully asked me if I wanted to pick a fight with him So I showed up to his house later that day and picked the Conor McGregor vs. Khatib fight and we watched it all afternoon
2. Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo... It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.
3. Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight? Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away
4. What do Conor McGregor and I have in common? Neither of us have won a professional fight in over two years.
5. UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"
6. My girlfriend thinks Conor Mcgregor and I are the same. Boy did he proved her wrong last night. Lasted way longer than 90 seconds.
7. When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me
8. I thought Conor McGregor could have won If he choose to put more points into stamina instead of charisma.
9. So I hear that the new Conor McGregor's whiskey was now served at my local bar They decided to put it on tap.
   (Not my joke)
10. I really want to try Conor McGregor's whiskey since he keeps promoting it. But I'm just not sure about stuff that comes out of tap.

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Conor Mcgregor One Liners

Which conor mcgregor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conor mcgregor? I can suggest the ones about professional boxer and sean connery.

1. Why doesn't Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring? Because of Mayweather
2. Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua? He wasn't ready for a Boxer.
3. What cars does Conor McGregor love? Dodge Challengers
4. Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies. He just can't handle the Mayweather.
5. What is Conor McGregors favourite suit? A LAWsuit
   Bye now
6. What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo? " I don't like Mayweather!"
7. Why does Conor mcgregor drink Jameson whiskey? Because he can't handle a White Russian
8. Conor Mcgregor offers Khabib a beer He refused since he doesn't drink beer from tap
9. Conor McGregor should go back to plumbing He loves taps
10. How does Conor McGregor order drinks? On Tap
11. What's Conor McGregor's favorite drink? Tap water
12. Conor McGregor received the biggest check of his career! Reality
13. What did Khabib Nurmagomedov say to Conor Mcgregor? Are you Connor McFALL now

Conor Mcgregor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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