The Best 25 Conor Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Conor Jokes and Puns

Why doesn't Conor McGregor like fighting in the spring?

Because of Mayweather

Why did Conor McGregor get a Chihuahua?

He wasn't ready for a Boxer.

What cars does Conor McGregor love?

Dodge Challengers

Conor joke, What cars does Conor McGregor love?

Conor McGregor hates cinco de mayo...

It's nothing personal, he just cant stand Mayweather.

Why does Conor McGregor want to get a knockout within 4 rounds in the big fight?

Because as the rounds go by, his chances of winning Mayweather away

Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.

He just can't handle the Mayweather.

What do Conor McGregor and I have in common?

Neither of us have won a professional fight in over two years.

Conor joke, What do Conor McGregor and I have in common?

What did Khabib Nurmagomedov say to Conor Mcgregor?

Are you Connor McFALL now

What is Conor McGregors favourite suit?

A LAWsuit

Bye now

What did Conor McGregor say when it rained on Cinco De Mayo?

" I don't like Mayweather!"

UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning...

He greeted him with "Buenos Diaz"

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Why does Conor mcgregor drink Jameson whiskey?

Because he can't handle a White Russian

My girlfriend thinks Conor Mcgregor and I are the same.

Boy did he proved her wrong last night. Lasted way longer than 90 seconds.

When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers

But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me

I thought Conor McGregor could have won

If he choose to put more points into stamina instead of charisma.

So I hear that the new Conor McGregor's whiskey was now served at my local bar

They decided to put it on tap.

(Not my joke)

Conor joke, So I hear that the new Conor McGregor's whiskey was now served at my local bar

Conor Mcgregor offers Khabib a beer

He refused since he doesn't drink beer from tap

Conor McGregor should go back to plumbing

He loves taps

How does Conor McGregor order drinks?

On Tap

What's Conor McGregor's favorite drink?

Tap water

I really want to try Conor McGregor's whiskey since he keeps promoting it.

But I'm just not sure about stuff that comes out of tap.

What's the best thing about buying a barrel of Conor Mcgregor's whiskey?

It's easy to tap!

There is only 1 person drinking Conor McGregors Proper 12 whiskey...

Judge Brett Kavanaugh

What car does Conor McGregor drive?

A Dodge Challenger

Conor McGregor received the biggest check of his career!


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