The Best 15 Connor Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Connor jokes. There are some connor mick jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these connor octagon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Connor Jokes and Puns

if I were Sarah Connor

I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it

Why did Connor McGregor get a Chihuahua?

He couldn't handle a Boxer.

If Sarah Connor needed pest control...

She can call an Ex-Terminator

Connor joke, If Sarah Connor needed pest control...

I don't think Connor McGregor enjoyed the fight last night.

He seemed like he was feeling a bit under the weather.

Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?

Because he hates MayWeather


What type of windows were on the bus that Connor McGreggor threw the dolly at?

Short tempered glass

Why did the skeleton go to the club?

He heard it was a hip joint. [oc, Connor, never tell anyone my username]

Connor joke, Why did the skeleton go to the club?

What did Khabib Nurmagomedov say to Conor Mcgregor?

Are you Connor McFALL now

It's not fair to put Floyd in an Octagon with Connor.

Floyd couldn't study a book, nvm mixed martial arts.

Looked up Connor McGregor GIFS...

...Watched entire Jose Aldo fight.

Ireland puns

what do irish people call split personallity disorder?

doublin

what do irish people call mytosis?

a doublin cell?

what do irish people call twins?

sean and connor

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The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company.

He became an exterminator.

Connor Mcgregor's beer just came available at my local bar...

I hear it's on tap.

If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie..

He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor.

What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov?

The Lottery Line

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