Connor Jokes

Funniest Connor Short Jokes

Short connor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The connor humour may include short mick jokes also.

1. if I were Sarah Connor I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it
2. I don't think Connor McGregor enjoyed the fight last night. He seemed like he was feeling a bit under the weather.
3. The bartender says: "Not you again" Weatherman Phil Connors walks into the bar.
   Happy groundhog day everyone!
4. What type of windows were on the bus that Connor McGreggor threw the dolly at? Short tempered glass
5. Why did the skeleton go to the club? He heard it was a hip joint. [oc, Connor, never tell anyone my username]
6. A joke my Uncle told me that I never understood when I was a child. Q: What does sinead O'Connor do after she finishes brushing her hair?
   A: She pulls her pants up
7. It's been 7 hours and 15 days since my wife left me because of my obsession with Sinead O'Connor
8. It's not fair to put Floyd in an Octagon with Connor. Floyd couldn't study a book, nvm mixed martial arts.
9. What do you call a hockey line with Connor McDavid, Taylor Hall, and Nail Yakupov? The Lottery Line
10. Ireland puns what do irish people call split personallity disorder?
    doublin
    what do irish people call mytosis?
    a doublin cell?
    what do irish people call twins?
    sean and connor

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Connor One Liners

Which connor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with connor? I can suggest the ones about builder and .

1. I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.... so far it´s been 7 owls and 15 jays.
2. If Sarah Connor needed pest control... She can call an Ex-Terminator
3. Sinéad O'Connor has been found safe... She'd been missing for 7 hours and 15 days.
4. Looked up Connor McGregor GIFS... ...Watched entire Jose Aldo fight.
5. Connor Mcgregor's beer just came available at my local bar... I hear it's on tap.
6. What did Khabib Nurmagomedov say to Conor Mcgregor? Are you Connor McFALL now
7. "Hey Dad why is my Brother called Michael?" Dad:"f**... Off, Connor"

Cheerful Fun Connor Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy

What funny jokes about connor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make connor pranks.