Connoisseur Jokes

Following is our collection of foodie puns and weiners one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Connoisseur jokes for adults, dirty jpg jokes and clean semillon dad gags for kids.

The Best Connoisseur Puns

What do you call a connoisseur of ancient humor?

Antique-witty

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why did the chubby fish connoisseur not worry about his weight?

Because it was all mussel.

What type of wine does a gay connoisseur love?

Pinos.

I was at a Real Ale festival the other day

and I got talking to a bloke who knew loads about beer, he was telling me about all the different aromas and brewing processes.

I said, "You sound like a connoisseur."

He said, "No, my name's Graham."


Why was the wine connoisseur kicked out of the nudist colony?

Because he had a semillon.

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