The Best 6 Connoisseur Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Connoisseur jokes. There are some connoisseur weiners jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these connoisseur semillon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Connoisseur Jokes and Puns

What do you call a connoisseur of ancient humor?

Antique-witty

Why did the chubby fish connoisseur not worry about his weight?

Because it was all mussel.

How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Why was the wine connoisseur kicked out of the nudist colony?

Because he had a semillon.

What type of wine does a gay connoisseur love?

Pinos.


I was at a Real Ale festival the other day

and I got talking to a bloke who knew loads about beer, he was telling me about all the different aromas and brewing processes.

I said, "You sound like a connoisseur."

He said, "No, my name's Graham."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the connoisseur specialist jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working connoisseur fiend piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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