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What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?
Icy dead people.
I think I really connected with my inner self today…
That's the last time I use cheap toilet paper.
Why did Connor McGregor get a Chihuahua?
He couldn't handle a Boxer.
I don't think Connor McGregor enjoyed the fight last night.
He seemed like he was feeling a bit under the weather.
Connected my iPod, named "The Titanic" to my computer.
"The Titanic is synching..."
Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?
Because he hates MayWeather
They say if you've seen one connected group of stores
You've seen a mall
Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device?
They work in pears.
What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?
They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.
In Connecticut it is i**......
To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else
Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ...
... and suddenly I have a stream.
How do you connect a bird to bluetooth?
You parrot.
Connecting to the Internet. (WARNING:Old, Outdated)
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech sup: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech sup: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....
A few somewhat connected jokes
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door?
Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who sits in a bush?
Russel
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