The Best 15 Conn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conn jokes. There are some conn sense jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conn work puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conn Jokes and Puns

What connects The Sixth Sense and Titanic?

Icy dead people.

Why did Connor McGregor get a Chihuahua?

He couldn't handle a Boxer.

I don't think Connor McGregor enjoyed the fight last night.

He seemed like he was feeling a bit under the weather.

Conn joke, I don't think Connor McGregor enjoyed the fight last night.

Connected my iPod, named "The Titanic" to my computer.

"The Titanic is synching..."

Why does Connor McGregor hate the spring time?

Because he hates MayWeather


They say if you've seen one connected group of stores

You've seen a mall

Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device?

They work in pears.

Conn joke, Why can't you connect 2 speakers at the same time to an apple device?

What's the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper?

They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ...

... and suddenly I have a stream.

In Connecticut it is illegal...

To hang a man with a wooden leg. You have to use a rope just like everywhere else

How do you connect a bird to bluetooth?

You parrot.

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Connecting to the Internet. (WARNING:Old, Outdated)

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?

Tech sup: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?

Customer: Yeah....

Tech sup: And what sort of computer are you using?

Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

A few somewhat connected jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lays in front of your door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who floats in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who sits in a bush?

Russel

Connor Mcgregor's beer just came available at my local bar...

I hear it's on tap.

What is the connection between bandages and stopping bleeding.

It's just gauze and effect.

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