The Best 13 Conman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conman jokes. There are some conman carny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conman trickster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conman Jokes and Puns

A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar

And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"

A Conman, Moron and Rapist walks into a Bar

Bartender asks What would you like, Mr. President?

A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar

He then sat down.

Conman joke, A child molester, a conman and a priest walks into a bar

A peadophile, a conman and a priest walk into a bar.

What can I get for you father? Asks the barman.

What do you call an Irish conman with leprosy?

A Leper Con!

What do you call a con-man dwarf with esp?

A small medium, at large.

What do you call an overweight Cajun conman?

A jumbo liar.

Credit to my boyfriend who is exceptionally punny.

Conman joke, What do you call an overweight Cajun conman?

A child predator, a con-man, and a priest walk in to a bar...

The bartender says: Hey Father John!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

A list of con-man jokes.


You were expecting your money's worth?

Now begger off before I set Fred on you.

What's the difference between a midget con-man and an unpleasant female track star?

One is a cunning runt.

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Did you hear about this religious conman?

He believes in lie after death.

Did you know that God is a conman?

He has made up the whole world.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conman charlatan jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conman mysogynist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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