Hilarious Conjurer Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
Why didn't Gandalf bring h**... to Bilbo's birthday party?
Because he is not a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Why does Gandalf never dress as a p**... for halloween?
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
A Little Known Fact About the Works of J.R.R Tolkien
For his Eleventy-first birthday, instead of fireworks, Bilbo initially asked Gandalf if he could bring the band that plays Dream Police to perform a concert at the party.
This enraged Gandalf however, as Bilbo Baggins took him for some conjurer of Cheap Trick.
Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a p**... for Halloween?
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
Gandalf is Attending a Rock Concert...
Gandalf gets up on stage before the main act of a rock concert. He stares at the crowd, who cheer for the headlining band. "I am a conjurer of Cheap Trick!" He yells, and crowd surfs off to Valinor.
A conjurer was caught stealing in Saudi Arabia.
It's ok, he can still do amazing feets of magic.
