Conjure Jokes
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What do you call someone who can conjure condiments at will?
A saucerer
What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?
One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure
What did the magician say to the cell?
Might I conjure Ya?
A conjurer was caught stealing in Saudi Arabia.
It's ok, he can still do amazing feets of magic.
Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"
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