Conjure Jokes

Following is our collection of hagrid puns and magically one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Conjure jokes for adults, dirty magical jokes and clean wizard dad gags for kids.

The Best Conjure Puns

What do you call someone who can conjure condiments at will?

A saucerer

What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?

One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

A conjurer was caught stealing in Saudi Arabia.

It's ok, he can still do amazing feets of magic.

Who has a scar in his face and can conjure?

Franck RibΓ©ry


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