The Best 6 Conjure Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Conjure jokes. There are some conjure magically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these conjure wizard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Conjure Jokes and Puns

What do you call someone who can conjure condiments at will?

A saucerer

What's the difference between a wizard and a spelling bee contestant?

One can conjure spells, the other can spell conjure

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

A conjurer was caught stealing in Saudi Arabia.

It's ok, he can still do amazing feets of magic.

Late last night I was trying to summon a demon.

After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.

Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:

"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent demon that Satan himself would be pleased with."

Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"


Who has a scar in his face and can conjure?

Franck RibΓ©ry

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the conjure pastry jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working conjure dickheads piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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