Conjoined Twins Jokes
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- I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
- The two girls I met at a party were quite upset when I called them hipsters. Apparently, the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.
- Two conjoined twins, attached by the face, have successfully been separated today. Since the operation they've done nothing but argue.
Having once been so close, they no longer see eye to eye. - TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting.
- There's this condition where twins are connected at the elbow and always laugh together, never separately. It's called conjoined Humor
- A three legged man walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and asked, conjoined twin?
No thanks, I'll just have a whiskey. - I feel like people judge me because me and my brother are conjoined twins. But the good part is that at least I know he always has my back!
- Conjoined twins are like hannah Montana They get the best of both worlds
- I want to have conjoined twins! I will name one of the 'Will' and the other 'Way'... Then, where there is a Will, there is a Way!
- If I had conjoined twin daughters, I would name them Sharon and Karen. Because Sharon is Karen.
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Conjoined Twins One Liners
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- My father was a conjoined twin. His brother was my uncle on my fathers side once removed.
- My ex hated when I started dating her twin sister. Like it's my fault they're conjoined.
- When I first realised I was a conjoined twin..... I was beside myself!
- I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
- I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
- I met conjoined twins and I'm not sure which one I like more. They're neck and neck.
- What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron.
- My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am.
- What do conjoined twins and Lay's chips have in common? I betcha can't eat just one
- I met two hipsters today Turns out, the correct term is conjoined twins.
- When I was a kid, I used to hate my conjoined twin... But she grew on me.
- My sons were once conjoined twins, but they got surgery. Now I love them two pieces
- Conjoined twins are like best friends.... They always stick together.
- I passed my conjoined twin examination. I got the answers from the guy next to me
- Who is the conjoined twin pirates' favorite author? George Arrgh Arrgh Martin
Humorous Conjoined Twins Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about conjoined twins you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean birth twins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conjoined twins pranks.
Two conjoined twins walks into a pub
The bartender is amazed: "You're not from around here"
The siamese on the left side:"No, we're french, every summer, we come to the UK, rent a car and start a road trip"
"So, you really seem to like the country?"
"Not that much, but once a year, my brother can drive".
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A guy is talking to two women in a bar...
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be
conjoined twins and they wind up back at his apartment.
He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.
She says, "Is that a t**... in the corner? I'd love to play your
t**...."
So she plays it while he screws her sister.
A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment
building.
One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy."
The other girl says, "I don't know...do you think he'd remember us?"
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I got arrested last night for m**......
I can't remember too much, I was out drinking till late. Once I left the pub I saw two young men fighting. It took some effort but I successfully managed to separate them.
The judge says they were Siamese twins conjoined at the head.
The conjoined twins
didn't get accepted into the same college
What is the political correct term for hipster?
conjoined twins.
Why do the conjoined twins travel to london?
... The other twin gets the chance to drive a car :(
Thanks for being the shoulder to put my head on..
Though being a conjoined twin does have its cons.
My conjoined twin has always been my best friend.
I know he has always got my back.
And my foot.
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Study shows that countries without strict child a**... laws also have lower birthrates for conjoined twins
Well you know what they say; If you can't beat them, join them
I love my conjoined twin
He's always on my side
My fried asked me if I was dating a conjoined twin
"Yeah Siam"
What's the hardest part about dating a conjoined twin?
Every morning she screams at me for being in bed with her sister.
Conjoined twins go before a judge.
One twin says, "Your honor, my husband is cheating on me."
Judge asks, "With whom?"
"My other half."
Our lead programmer is Mexican, she recently gave birth
To a set of conjoined twins. It was a Juan to Manny join.
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What do you call a pair of conjoined hebrew twins with far left political views?
An SJ Double Jew
What did one conjoined twin say to the other?
There's a spine line between you and me
The conjoined twins got mad at me.
Apparently it's not OK to call them hipsters.
What do you do with two twins conjoined feet to feet from Holland?
Play Double Dutch
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I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters.
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
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My conjoined twin told me a fantastic joke today.
It was so funny, I almost p**... himself.
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A pair of conjoined twins went to see the psychiatrist. Twin A confessed to wanting to have s**... with twin B. The shrink responded...
Hey, you do you.