Conjoined Jokes

• Short Conjoined Jokes
• Conjoined One Liners
• Conjoined Twins Jokes
• Pair Conjoined Jokes
• More Conjoined Jokes

Funniest Conjoined Short Jokes

Short conjoined jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The conjoined humour may include short joining jokes also.

1. I called two girls hipsters and got slapped. Apparently the correct term is "conjoined twins".
2. I angered two people by calling them hipsters... Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
3. Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is "conjoined twins".
4. Hippies. Had the pleasure to meet a couple of hippies today, and they hooted at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term was 'conjoined twins'.
5. The two girls I met at a party were quite upset when I called them hipsters. Apparently, the correct term is 'conjoined twins'.
6. My dad was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them. I have an uncle, once removed.
7. I accidentally angered two people today by calling them hipsters. Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
8. Saw two hipsters at the mall today who got really upset when I called 'em that. Apparently, the correct term is "conjoined twins".
9. Two conjoined twins, attached by the face, have successfully been separated today. Since the operation they've done nothing but argue.
   Having once been so close, they no longer see eye to eye.
10. Why did the conjoined twins travel from America to England? So the other one could finally drive.
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    (Source: heard it in _Man on the Moon_ movie)

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Conjoined One Liners

Which conjoined one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with conjoined? I can suggest the ones about joins and consecutive.

1. My father was a conjoined twin. His brother was my uncle on my fathers side once removed.
2. My father was a conjoined twin so his brother was ... My uncle on my fathers side
3. My ex hated when I started dating her twin sister. Like it's my fault they're conjoined.
4. When I first realised I was a conjoined twin..... I was beside myself!
5. I just dumped a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
6. Why did the conjoined twins move to England? So the other one could drive.
7. I recently broke it off with a pair of conjoined twins. I said, "It's not you, it's you."
8. I met conjoined twins and I'm not sure which one I like more. They're neck and neck.
9. What do you call conjoined twins with the same name? Sharron.
10. My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am.
11. What do conjoined twins and Lay's chips have in common? I betcha can't eat just one
12. I met two hipsters today Turns out, the correct term is conjoined twins.
13. When I was a kid, I used to hate my conjoined twin... But she grew on me.
14. My sons were once conjoined twins, but they got surgery. Now I love them two pieces
15. Conjoined twins are like best friends.... They always stick together.

Conjoined Twins Jokes

Here is a list of funny conjoined twins jokes and even better conjoined twins puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My dad was born with a conjoined twin He was the uncle on my dad's side. But don't worry, the doctors were able to separate them. Now he's my uncle once removed.
• My father was born with a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth. I have an uncle, once removed.
• TIL It is common for staff and surgeons to laugh hysterically during separation surgery to conjoined twins. Well it is side-splitting.
• There's this condition where twins are connected at the elbow and always laugh together, never separately. It's called conjoined Humor
• A three legged man walks into a bar. Bartender looks at him and asked, conjoined twin?
  No thanks, I'll just have a whiskey.
• My dad was a conjoined twin we call his brother our uncle from the father's side
• What do you call a pair of conjoined hebrew twins with far left political views? An SJ Double Jew
• I passed my conjoined twin examination. I got the answers from the guy next to me
• Who is the conjoined twin pirates' favorite author? George Arrgh Arrgh Martin
• I feel like people judge me because me and my brother are conjoined twins. But the good part is that at least I know he always has my back!

Pair Conjoined Jokes

Here is a list of funny pair conjoined jokes and even better pair conjoined puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A pair of conjoined twins went to see the psychiatrist. Twin A confessed to wanting to have s**... with twin B. The shrink responded... Hey, you do you.

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What funny jokes about conjoined you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean accompanied jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make conjoined pranks.