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Apparently, it doesn't apply to congressmen.
Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
Better buy a flashlight
ExxonMobil just laid off 25 Congressmen.
Doesn't really matter, they forgot to pass the electricity bill again.
They're all too afraid of change.
An oversight committee
Sadly, it doesn't work and you can't fire it.
They just mass debate.
Every once in a while ex-cons pass a few good bills.
Doesn't matter, light wasn't burnt out, they haven't had any bright ideas in decades to turn it on.
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They just bend over the pages.
We would be able to see a celebrity apprentice with only congressmen and women. It would be nice to see them work for a change.
A Federal Mandate
I was driving along Pennsylvania Ave earlier today and there was a huge traffic jam. "What's going on?" I asked a guy walking by.
"Terrorists have taken over Capital Hill and they are threatening to burn the entire place down with all of the Congressmen in it if they don't get million dollars. I'm going around collecting donations."
"How much are people giving on average?"
"About a gallon."
I give a call to the Senate.
: you guys need any congressmen?
: Are you retarted?
: No, but I'm willing to learn.
Because they can only say "neigh!"
I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
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