The Best 14 Congressional Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Congressional jokes. There are some congressional caucus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these congressional dnc puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Congressional Jokes and Puns

USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture

The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.

I went as a congressional bill for Halloween....

I stayed in the House and didn't do anything.

Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game?

Because Congress can't pass anything.

Congressional joke, Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game?

ABORTION BILL

A congressional aide asks a politician, "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"
The politician replied, "Shhhhh -- just pay it."

How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall ​without congressional approval​​?

By forcing every Juan to work on it.


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Congressional Cockblock

Why don't people like the Congressional whip?

He always votes nay-nay

Congressional joke, Why don't people like the Congressional whip?

Before the shooting the worst problem at the congressional baseball game was...

Republicans don't want to play left field.
Democrats don't want to play right.
Nobody wants to play center.

A congressional aide asks an Alabama congressman how he wants to proceed with the abortion bill

the congressman responds ,"Shhh... I said I would pay it!"

What did the hacker say at the congressional hearing?

"I will answer any related queries to disassembly"

A congressional aide asks the politician, What should we do about this abortion bill?

Politician: Shh. Just pay it.

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Mark Zuckerberg has marked himself safe during the 2018 Congressional Hearings on Facebook Data.

Why don't congressional interns care for Christmas?

Because by the end of the year they're pretty tired of seeing surprise packages

The first thing I thought when I saw that House Republicans wanted more Congressional Bengazzara hearings...

"This seems a bit much, wasn't *that* bad as Jackie Treehorn"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the congressional trump jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working congressional congressman piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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