Congressional Jokes
15 congressional jokes and hilarious congressional puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about congressional that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Congressional Short Jokes
Short congressional jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The congressional humour may include short congressman jokes also.
- I went as a congressional bill for Halloween.... I stayed in the House and didn't do anything.
- Ever wondered why there's no Congressional Basketball game? Because Congress can't pass anything.
- ABORTION BILL A congressional aide asks a politician, "What are we going to do about the new abortion bill?"
The politician replied, "Shhhhh -- just pay it." - How will Donald Trump build such a huge wall without congressional approval? By forcing every Juan to work on it.
- Before the shooting the worst problem at the congressional baseball game was... Republicans don't want to play left field.
Democrats don't want to play right.
Nobody wants to play center. - What did the hacker say at the congressional hearing? "I will answer any related queries to disassembly"
- A congressional aide asks an Alabama congressman how he wants to proceed with the abortion bill the congressman responds ,"Shhh... I said I would pay it!"
- A congressional aide asks the politician, What should we do about this abortion bill? Politician: Shh. Just pay it.
- Mark Zuckerberg posted a new status on his profile today. Mark Zuckerberg has marked himself safe during the 2018 Congressional Hearings on Facebook Data.
- Why don't congressional interns care for Christmas? Because by the end of the year they're pretty tired of seeing surprise packages
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Congressional One Liners
Which congressional one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with congressional? I can suggest the ones about member congress and presidential.
- Why don't people like the Congressional whip? He always votes nay-nay
- Snapchat's new Congressional Testimony filter definitely... ...hit's the mark
- Congress quire What does the congressional choir sing at the end of a hymn?
Amen-d. - Craigslist Personals and Backpage are gone. Congressional c**...
Giggle-Inducing Congressional Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about congressional you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean federal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make congressional pranks.
USPS releases a stamp with Trump's picture
The US Postal Services releases a stamp with a picture of President Trump. But the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After weeks of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. The fact is, people are spitting on the wrong side.
I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.
USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
After months of testing, costing $2.65 billion in congressional spending and firing of 25+ people, the special prosecutor appointed by Trump presented the following findings.
* The stamps have no manufacturing defects.
* There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
* People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.
The capital police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the congressional riot?" The officer responded, "I'd like to question the senator wearing high heels and a spandex leopard print dress." The chief frowned and said...
"Please, just wear your police uniform."
