The Best 36 Congratulation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Congratulation jokes. There are some congratulation ween jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these congratulation droppings puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Congratulation Jokes and Puns

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election

He always did want to be a minority.

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

...on six months of sobriety.

Congratulation joke, Congratulations to Amy Winehouse...

Congratulations to Amy Winehouse

For being sober one year.

Congratulations to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy...

5 NJ High School rings, 2 condoms, and 12 press on nails.

- Congratulations, my boy! - Says the uncle to the nephew who is getting married the next day.

- I'm sure a couple of years from now, you will remind of this day as the happiest day of your life!
- But I'm only getting married tomorrow - responds the nephew.
- Yeah - explains uncle - That is exactly what I meant!

Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

Congratulation joke, Congratulations on your accomplishments!

Congratulations to Alabama for making same sex marriage legal

Now the men can finally marry their brothers

Happy Easter!...

Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation.

Congratulations to Tu Youyou on winning the Nobel Prize in Medicine and for being the most confusing person to sing Happy Birthday to.

Happy Valentines!

A little early I know, but l suffer from premature congratulation

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Congratulations to Ukraine to winning the Eurovision Song Contest.

Can't wait for Russia to host it next year.

Happy new year!

Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation.

Congratulations. You're 18.

On a list of 20 people that I want to kill.

Congratulations West Ham

The only club named after two things that ISIS hate.

Congratulation joke, Congratulations West Ham

Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 Presidential Election.

The Curiosity rover currently 140 million miles away on Mars.

Congratulations USA

We have officially gone black and gone back.

Congratulations on passing your test!

You have HIV!

Congratulations to Tom Brady, the first player to be undefeated over 5+ Super Bowls.

He's won all 5/7.

What's the difference between a congratulation and a condom?

One is a tip of the hat and the other's a hat of the tip.

Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

My mate wished me a Merry Christmas earlier.

A bit early, yes, but he suffers from premature congratulation.

Congratulations Tony Romo.

For finally making it to the Super Bowl.

Congratulations to John Cena

for his job hosting the Oscars last night. Really on his way to the A list now

Congratulations to the class of 2020

You are the first class that will have a 100% participation in the annual senior skip day championship.

Congratulations 2020 graduating class

Reigning senior skip day champions!

Congratulations, your ears hang as low as an Amish person's.

But can you tie a Mennonite?

Congratulations, you made it through 6 month of 2020!

3 more to go!

Congratulations America. 51 years ago you landed on the moon!!!

Now you can't even go to Canada.

Congratulations on winning most secretive person in the office

I can't tell you what this means to me

Congratulations to the obvious winner of last night's debate...

The voyager space probe hurtling away from our solar system at over 35k mph!

Congratulations to Donald J. Trump for winning

the silver medal in the 2020 U.S. Presidential race!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Sorry, I suffer from premature congratulation.

Congratulations to me! I just made my last mortgage payment!

I still owe like $262,000, but I'm just not going pay them any more.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Ethiopian all sit in the hospital lobby as their wives are giving birth.

After a while the doctor comes out, invites them into the nursery where 3 babies lie in cribs and says: "Congratulation! You all just became fathers! But there is one problem. Due to a nurse's error the babies got mixed up and we don't really know which one who's."

The Englishman suddenly grabs the darkest baby and sprints towards the door.

The doctor shouts: "Sir! What are you doing!!!?"

The Englishman as he's getting farther: "I'm not raising no bloody Frenchman!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the congratulation thankyou jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working congratulation congrats piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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